Wow! Another case of a messed up order turning into an all out brawl. It’s bad enough when a customer throws burgers and drinks at an employee, but for the employee to respond in kind is, um, very bad. Then the customers somehow got inside and started fighting with the employee. Dudes, orders get messed …
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Dinner Wasn’t Hot, So Now The House Is
I wonder if Guy Edward Jones knows Rajah Theiveneraeas . Both men have a similar reaction to not having dinner ready for them. I.e. burn down the house. At least in Jones’s case, he was the only one inside when it happened. And, not that it makes it any better, but he was drunk. I …
Would You Like Prison Time With That?
I think Melanese Reid has some serious anger issues. Yeah, it sucks when the person at the drive-through gets your order wrong. But ya don’t try to slap him and then run into the restaurant and chase him around trying to shoot him with a stun gun. All this over some mustard and mayo? Seriously? …
Run For The Border…And From The Death
Wow. I’ve heard of threatening notes written in lipstick, or on an ordinary old sheet of paper…but I’ve never heard of death threats written on tortillas! Yup, tortillas. The message was in Spanish, and roughly translated to “Do you like my tortillas? Death.” The threatening bread was found under the target’s car. What an odd …
Thirty Lashes With Some Wet Noodles
I just said to Steve that we hadn’t had a good food feud in a while. We’ve got ourselves a food feud. Apparently, to Kenyana McQuay and Waltia Funches, not holding the elevator for them is an offense punishable by punching, kicking, swinging of handbags, and…pelting of pasta. This is what Mohammed Warsame discovered when …
Give Me Back That Filet-Of-Fish, Give Me That Fish
Damn this story, it has this commercial swirling around in my head. Rashon East thought the McDonald’s employee was taking too damn long to give him his filet-o-fish. So…he decided to climb through the window and get it himself. Oh, and to slap the employee and smack him against the counter too. Then, when the …
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You Say Peetato
So, we have established from this story that Steven Andrew Plank is a screwed up man. I mean, who throws urine on his dad for cooking potatos on the stove? Where else would one cook potatos? Not only did he throw his dad’s own piss on him, but he threw the potatos on him! Gees! …
Hidy-Hoe, Neighbour!
Wow. Don’t get between 80-year-old Gene Chambers and his Little Debbie oatmeal cookies. Apparently they mean a lot to this guy. Chambers somehow got it into his head that his neighbours had broken into his house and stolen 7 boxes of Little Debbie’s oatmeal cookies. So he was going to get them back. First, he …
Supper Soaker
Wow, police and jail officials don’t just have to worry about warding off well-used and bloody female sanitary napkins. Now breast milk has been used as a weapon. Toni Tramel was arrested for public intoxication. As she was changing into a prison uniform, she decided to squirt breast milk in the face of the deputy …
You Don’t Need A Napkin, What You Need Is More Sauce
If ever you have occasion to eat kebabs in Germany, do not wipe your food covered hands anywhere on the seller’s stand even though he won’t let you have any napkins. Doing so may be grounds for receivinga ladle full of hot sauce to the eyes. Police in the city of Bremen have taken a …
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