I once said that the boiling oil chicken argument was the peak of the food feuds tag. Um, not anymore. You see, while what happened in that case was pretty damn horrific, at least Sahal Said’s victim lived to eat another day. Emma Jaime’s husband Ramone, on the other hand, was not so fortunate. Police …
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She’s Going To Have A Few More Bad Days…
Well, it looks like they found the McDonald’s-smasher-upper, and she has a name, that being Alesha McMullen. She’s quite the woman. She smashed up the restaurant because she had a bad day, and when they found her, she was hiding in a closet. And she’s 19? That sounds like the behaviour of a little kid. …
Badda, Ba, Ba, Ba, I’m Smashin’ it.
Here’s a woman you dont’ want to make food for. An as yet unidentified woman walked into a McDonald’s and ordered a hamburger. But she didn’t like the burger for some reason that was never explained. The employees offered to replace it, but she said she wanted her money back. When they said they couldn’t …
Thank Goodness For Chef Boyardee
What a strange sermon to give, but apparently Anglican Reverend Tim Jones gave it. Essentially he said that all the poor people should not burglarize homes or mug people or turn to prostitution to fill their bellies this Christmas. No, there is a better way. shoplift cans of Ravioli from big chain stores. Are there …
>First Down…The Hatch
>Since I didn’t watch the Liberty Bowl on TV, perhaps I’ll ask Leonard Paulk or Jonathan Williams how it was. they were both playing in it after all, so I figure they should know. Wait, what’s that you say? They weren’t playing? They’ve both been suspended indefinitely? Why would that be? Goodness, they got into …
Septuagenarian Salami Smackdown!
It’s always nice to see a family doing things together. Whether the task at hand is holiday shopping, preparing Christmas dinner orteaming up to beat down an old guy who won a tug of war over a shopping cart,the spirit of cooperation that the holidays seem to bring out in all of us can’t help …
True Grits
Jesus, this is almost as crazy aspouring boiling oil on a guy because he bought the wrong chicken. Carolyn Brown, 44, was charged with second-degree battery Wednesday after she allegedlypoured a pot of hundred degree grits onto her sleeping boyfriend following an argument.As it happens, second is also the degree of the burns the victim …
Smackum, America’s Favourite Raw Weapon
Carin and I and nobody else I know for that matter have ever argued about what kind of bread to eat at dinner. It seems like one of those things that nobody could possibly get worked up about. But as it turns out, some people take this kind of thing very seriously. People like 53-year-old …
Who’s The Boss
Daniel Boss’ wife: I wish to argue with you. I shall yell at you at this time.Daniel Boss: I do not wish to argue, but since you insist, I shall respond by calling you names.Daniel Boss’ wife: The names with which you are addressing me are not pleasing to my ear, so I feel it …
I’m Sorry About All Of This, It Was Just One Of Those He Said, She Vandalize Type Situations
You’re a teacher. One of your co-workers makes some comments about you that you don’t particularly like. What do you do? If the police theory is accurate, what you do if you happen to be Brenda Sue Rawls is round up a 7th grader from the school you teach at, some sardine juice, condoms and …
