Might As Well Revise the "Might As Well Go For A soda" Lyrics

More fights over food, only this time it was something to drink. Specifically, two brothers fought over a coke. The funniest part is the guy who was originally angry about the drinking of the coke ended up shot dead by the other guy. It’s a coke, guys. Now you have one less family member. Just …

He’ll Get 9 Lives For This

Here comes another one of those food fight stories. This one started because of animal food, but I figure that counts. Ian D. Johnson, 33, has appeared in court on a charge of felony assault witha weapon after an argument with his father about contributing to the household turned into an argument over a 60-cent …

C Is For Cookie. C Is Also For Controller And Clink

Ok, it’s food fisticuffs time again. Daniel Alvarez, 21, is sitting in jail and looking at up to 20 years there after a fight with his girlfriend over some Girl Scout cookies. According toreports,Christina Alvarado told police that she woke Alvarez in the early hours of the morning when she discovered that he had eaten …

He thought He’d Drop In For Lunch

Hmmm. Does this belong in the food-related crimes files? Well I guess it does, but it belongs in a few categories. Alex Cupczinski had a good thing goin’ on. He would break into people’s vacation homes, eat and drink from their fridges and cupboards, take some electronics, and even wear their clothes. Then, he screwed …

Goonba’s Pizzeria

Um, eek. Just don’t go to Goomba’s Pizzeria in Daytona Beach. If you do, don’t say that they got your order wrong because the pizzeria’s owner might pistol-whip you over it. the owner looks like quite the idiot, first saying that the surveillance was off and the customer assaulted him, then when the police found …

Anybody For Some *Really* Hot Fudge Brownies?

Since Carin has determined that our new mission is to catalogue any food-related fisticuffs we may come across, here’s a new one. Stephanie Anne Rydesky is facing assault and arson charges stemming from an exchange that started with her father, Dr. Stephen M. Rydesky asking her to eat a brownie and ended with her wacking …

Hungry Criminals

Lately, although neither of us have blogged about them, we’ve heard about people hitting other people with bagels, cheeseburgers, tacos, sandwiches on more than one occasion, and of course there was the infamous sausage assault and hot cookie torture. then there were the fights over what was for dinner. there was the guy who smacked …