Amilcar H. Guerra, 50, is facing charges of aggravated battery after throwing punches at and then stabbing the 3 people he was drinking beer with in a mobile home. Yes, I’m shocked too. So why did he do this, you ask. Seems hewasn’t a fan of the brand of beer they had purchased for the …
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Might As Well Revise the "Might As Well Go For A soda" Lyrics
More fights over food, only this time it was something to drink. Specifically, two brothers fought over a coke. The funniest part is the guy who was originally angry about the drinking of the coke ended up shot dead by the other guy. It’s a coke, guys. Now you have one less family member. Just …
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McUnhappy Meal
Oh boy, another food fight. this one was a McDonalds Mcgriddle. Not much else to say. At least this time we know what kind of sandwich was used.
He’ll Get 9 Lives For This
Here comes another one of those food fight stories. This one started because of animal food, but I figure that counts. Ian D. Johnson, 33, has appeared in court on a charge of felony assault witha weapon after an argument with his father about contributing to the household turned into an argument over a 60-cent …
C Is For Cookie. C Is Also For Controller And Clink
Ok, it’s food fisticuffs time again. Daniel Alvarez, 21, is sitting in jail and looking at up to 20 years there after a fight with his girlfriend over some Girl Scout cookies. According toreports,Christina Alvarado told police that she woke Alvarez in the early hours of the morning when she discovered that he had eaten …
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Goomba’s Pizzeria: We’ll Make You An Offer You Can’t Refuse
I should have guessed. Remember our Goomba’s Goon? Well, he’s a mobster under the witness protection program, and they’re all mad at him because he blew his cover by beating up those customers. Crazy stuff.
He thought He’d Drop In For Lunch
Hmmm. Does this belong in the food-related crimes files? Well I guess it does, but it belongs in a few categories. Alex Cupczinski had a good thing goin’ on. He would break into people’s vacation homes, eat and drink from their fridges and cupboards, take some electronics, and even wear their clothes. Then, he screwed …
Goonba’s Pizzeria
Um, eek. Just don’t go to Goomba’s Pizzeria in Daytona Beach. If you do, don’t say that they got your order wrong because the pizzeria’s owner might pistol-whip you over it. the owner looks like quite the idiot, first saying that the surveillance was off and the customer assaulted him, then when the police found …
Anybody For Some *Really* Hot Fudge Brownies?
Since Carin has determined that our new mission is to catalogue any food-related fisticuffs we may come across, here’s a new one. Stephanie Anne Rydesky is facing assault and arson charges stemming from an exchange that started with her father, Dr. Stephen M. Rydesky asking her to eat a brownie and ended with her wacking …
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Chicken Wings?
Ok, add this fight over chicken wings to the pile of food-related crimes. Like all the other ones, this one doesn’t make sense. what the hell are 48-year-old men doing pulling knives on each other in the first place? Good lord.