The last one wasn’t an absolute food fight. This one is. Ava Maria Gordon, yes, that’s her name, stabbed her father during an argument over a dinner roll. A dinner roll? Seriously? Her father’s dead now, she could be in prison for life, all because of an argument over a dinner roll.
Category Archives: food feuds
Load The dishwasher Yourself, Ya Grumpy Old Man
It isn’t quite a food fight, but it’s pretty close. Meet Joseph Frank Strauch. If he doesn’t like the way you’ve arranged dirty dishes in the dish washer, he’ll hit ya and beat ya and choke ya unconscious. He’s also been known to steal bags of groceries from other people and when they object, punch …
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A chiliing Effect
Woohoo, food fight! Back a couple of weeks ago, we learned that a bowl of chili was dumped on a nagging wife. Now, a bowl of chili was used as a weapon to fend off burglars. the weirdest thing was the burglars didn’t want money or jewellery. they wanted the woman’s medication, and it wasn’t …
>Cheesed Off
>Woe there Michael Jay Richardson. Easy there big fella. Just because your girlfriend forgot cheddar cheese when she went for groceries doesn’t mean you can kick in the bathroom door, smash her car windows and break off two of the car’s door handles. How about going to get the cheese, or waiting until morning? I’ve …
I Bet He’ll Be Going Stagg For A While After This One
Not sure about you folks, but when I find myself in an argument,the thought that I could solve everything by opening a can of chili and dumping it on the other personisn’t one I’ve ever had. Then again, that could simply be because I’m not Edd M. Johnson of Stuart, florida. I’ll say this much …
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G Is For Gin. G Is For Gun. G Is Also For Go Directly To Jail
It’s time for another instalment of battles over food and beverage. This round features 59-year-old William James Smith of Kansas City, who while celebrating St. Patrick’s Day in the manner that many tend to celebrate it,shot his daughter in the leg after she cut him off by pouring out what was left of his gin. …
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I Stabbed My Brother Over Pork And Beans, Excuse My Manners If I Make A Scene…
There’s not much to say here, just it’s a fight over food. A 54-year-old man stabbed his 63-year-old brother in a fight over a can of pork and beans. Yup, pork and beans. It looks like the victim is going to be fine.
>Back Off! Make Your Own Sandwich!
>Ooo! More food-related fightin’. Now we have Lyndel Toppin, whose name is dangerously close to “topping”, who makes me wonder if he was the result of breeding between a human and a pit bull. Because his fiance didn’t put the cheese on his meatball sandwich just right, he not only slashed her finger causing a …
Drive-Through Shooting
More food-induced violence, this time, somebody shot up a drive-through because the menu had shifted from dinner to breakfast. Yikes. Just go somewhere else to eat.
>This Blood’s For You, For Clocking Off The Job And Not Buying Something I Like, You No Good Sons Of…
>Amilcar H. Guerra, 50, is facing charges of aggravated battery after throwing punches at and then stabbing the 3 people he was drinking beer with in a mobile home. Yes, I’m shocked too. So why did he do this, you ask. Seems hewasn’t a fan of the brand of beer they had purchased for the …
