Rare is the day when I actively hope that a person is homeless, but today is that day. Because if this woman wasn’t, what was she thinki…never mind. I really ought to know better than this by now. A 23-year-old Guelph woman has been charged after police say she brought several bags of stolen property …
Category Archives: Guelph
Asscade
Just gonna leave this here. Some time between 1am and 8:15am on September 13th, 2020, a residence located near the intersection of Starwood Drive and Eastview Road in the City of Guelph was entered through an unlocked back sliding glass door, while the residents were asleep. Nothing was taken, however the culprit defecated on the …
Don’t Mess With Me. These Lungs Are Lethal Weapons
Coughing on people and objects is so much the new thing nowadays that it’s hardly worth posting every instance of it. But this one I’m putting up because it’s particularly dumb. This doofus, who the Guelph Police Service has not named here, got himself a probation violation for randomly coughing on a couple of people …
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Hey Grandpa! I’m Up Here!
This is a neat idea. I hope they let him do it. It would certainly be a memorable way to see your loved ones as long as heights don’t freak you the hell out. Local tree service hoping to help people visit loved ones in facilities JL’s Tree Service wants to use its aerial lift …
If It Wasn’t For The Need To Distance, They Could Switch To Vans
This is logical, yet strange sounding. I wonder if other cities are going to start doing the same thing. Guelph Transit limits number of people on a bus at one time Only 10 people allowed on a bus at any one time starting Thursday, March 26 Guelph Transit has implemented new changes in the wake …
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Stop Buying All The Damn Toilet Paper, You Animals
What is this, diarrhea Black Friday? From fist fights to stealing off carts, toilet paper frenzy hits Guelph Lineups form long before Guelph Costco opened and 1,000 packs of toilet paper were gone in 15 minutes “Good morning and don’t kill us.” And with those words, manager Armando Gumbs opened the doors of the Guelph Costco …
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Smooth
This is one of the funnier police news releases I’ve seen in a while, and a fine example of why the master criminals tag exists. Purple fentanyl seized after vehicle rolls into police cruiser On Jan. 5, 2020 at 9:59 a.m., a member of the Guelph Police Service observed a vehicle driving in a suspicious …
Leavin’ With Your Safe In A Little Red Wagon
Another example of police news releases leaving out key details. On Dec. 3, 2019 at 6:51 a.m., a member of the public observed an adult male and an adult female transporting a safe across the street near the intersection of Fife Road and Whitelaw Road in the City of Guelph with a children’s wagon. Police …
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The Rent Is Too Damn High
We were definitely not the happiest of campers when our rent went up by over $50 this year (largest increase I’ve ever seen), but apparently we ought to be counting our lucky stars that we have a decent place to live and don’t need to look for a new one. Guelph rental prices keep rising …
Oh Hey Look, An Accident!
I hope this person feels like the absolute geek he is. Shame his name was left out of the news release. Driver rubber-necking a collision causes another collision: Police On Thursday, Oct. 24, 2019 at 3:45 p.m., Guelph Police were investigating a motor vehicle collision on Speedvale Avenue West at Dawson Road when a passing …