Hehehehehehe. A little joke for folks reading Braille. GRT is great. Yes, yes it is. It’s the contraction for great, but Grand River Transit, which is GRT, is also great…at least so far. Here’s why. When I was preparing to move, I was trying to be all efficient and things. Learn about things in advance, …
Category Archives: Guelph
Greetings From KW
Well…we’re here. We’ve packed up Vomit Comet World HQ and moved it from Guelph to Kitchener. We’ve been here for about a week now, and to say things haven’t exactly gone smoothly would be quite the understatement. If you follow Carin and I on Twitter or have talked to us you might have a bit …
Goodbye, #Guelph
Seems I’ve had to say this far too many times lately, and now here I am doing it yet again. We are, believe it or not, still 100% alive and mostly well. There have been migraines and things that go along with migraines attacking me on and off the last week and change, and since …
Come Say Hi To Carin At The Teddy Bear Picnic Today!
If you’ve ever wanted to meet Carin, you know, the smart, charming, likeable and good looking half of us, today’s the day! From 1 to 4 this afternoon, she’ll be at the annual Teddy Bear Picnic representing the Guelph Barrier Free Committees. She’ll be Brailling things, reading stories and heaven only knows what else. she’ll …
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The Guelph Transit Routes Post, Now With Guelph Central Station and UC Hub Goodness
Hi. It’s me, ya know, the silent one? Back in May when we did our audio blitz, I promised that I would put up a description of the bus platforms and what bus pulls into them. I said I would have it done by the end of the weekend. Um, yeah, about that. Finally, last …
Hey Ladies, Wanna See My Rockwood?
It seems there’s another indecent exposure enthusiast on the loose in the Guelph area. NO, it’s not me, assholes! So since it would be nice if the police catch this creep and because there’s rarely a bad time for another wooded area joke, here’s the story. The incidents have taken place at the Rockwood Conservation …
Blind People Want To Know: Where Did The We Count Our Steps Thing Come From
Dear Sighted World: It’s me, a blind fellow. My blind girlfriend and I would like you to answer a question for us, if it’s not too much trouble. This idea that all blind people count every step we take as one of the primary ways of knowing where we are at all times…where did that …
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#Guelph, Help Find A Lost Dog
Update: She has been found, and is safely back at home where she belongs. Other than smelling a bit of skunk and having some burrs in her fur, she’s fine. A couple found her near where they were searching, brought her in and then found the lost dog posting he put on Kijiji. She was …
Long Weekend Audio: I Like Traffic Lights…
Thank Monty Python for the title. Well! Aren’t we the audio crankin’ machines? We decided this one would have a different twist on it. We decided to take you, the loyal vomiteers, on a walk with us. We’d never done this before…and it kinda showed in the audio quality. Most of it is pretty listenable, …
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Long Weekend Audio: Caboom!Cast
The urge struck us to do some more audio, so here we are. We had a lot of fun doing this one. It started with me not saying go at the right moment. Woops. Welcome to me not being a good record button-pusher. Then we just rambled about the awesome weather, the Blue Jays winning …