This unnamed 50-year-old man needs to grow up. He thought it would be funny to dump “stink bomb liquid” on the floor of Wal-Mart and spray “Super Fart spray” around. He dumped and sprayed so much that 75 people had to be evacuated, and several had headaches and were feeling nauseated. Fire crews had to …
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The Moral of Auntie Sharon
Martin sent me this, and it made me chuckle. The Moral of Auntie Sharon A teacher gave her class of 11 year olds an assignment: To get their parent to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to …
Bean Soup
Ahh Brad. If there’s one thing he’s good for, it’s bad jokes. When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. “Good heavens,” he said, “what is this?” “Why, it’s bean soup,” she replied. “I don’t care what it has been,” he sputtered. …
Climbing The Ladder To Success
A piss-drunk man is walking down the road one foggy night, heading home from the bar, when he sees a ladder standing in the middle of the road. The ladder extends up into the clouds where he can’t see. He decides to climb it, just to see what is holding it up. As he climbs …
Ready Or Not, Here Comes A Mildly Offensive Joke
A very large, old building was being torn down in Chicago to make room for a new skyscraper. Due to its proximity to other buildings it could not be imploded and had to be dismantled floor by floor. While working on the 49th floor, two construction workers found a skeleton in a small closet behind …
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Yet Another Use For A Broom Closet
Thepost a couple days ago about a woman passing out in a broom closetreminded me of this joke. A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the can. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the …
He’s Not Happy It Was A Silent Night…
I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I agree with a church on something, for the most part. A church in New Zealand put up a billboard showing a sad Mary and Joseph lying in bed with the words “Poor Joseph. God is a hard act to follow.” I had to chuckle. I know I …
Sam, John And The Surgeon
Sam and John were out cutting wood, when John accidentally cut his arm off. Sam, who was trained in first aid, remained calm and wrapped the arm in a plastic bag and then took it and John to a surgeon. “You’re in luck,” The surgeon said. “I’m an expert at reattaching limbs! Come back in …
For The First Time In A While, It’s Stupid Joke Time!
You can thank Brad for these. You can also feel free to substitute the word thank for whatever you’d like. *Q: What’s the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?A: You can’t hear an enzyme. *A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer, but the barman …
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Leader Of The Black?
This story made me shiver, giggle, and then think of a joke my mom told me once. A guy decided he wanted to be “chief of his tribe”. Ok then. To do this, he thought he needed to put his penis through the ring of a dumbbell weight fastener. Three days later, when Willie had …