I would ask what kind of person would try drinking hand sanitizer to beat a breath test, but I think most of us know the answer. And if a few of us don’t, the circumstances will explain everything. Also, her last name seems appropriate. Nutter, from Beverley, admitted drink-driving and using a vehicle likely to …
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No Life Saving Here. Do You Have Any Idea How Hard It Is To Change The Name Of A Town?
Story is months old, but no way I’m passing up the chance to inform you all that the school board in a place called Killingly decided not to host a COVID vaccination clinic at a school there. The Killingly Board of Education shot down a proposition to host a voluntary vaccination clinic on school grounds …
He’s An S Away From Writing A Poem About It
Facing two charges of attempted murder after setting a tent on fire with two people inside of it is Robert Burn. The incident occurred about 4:30 p.m. at a drainage area near The Oaks shopping mall, Ventura County sheriff’s Sgt. Tim Lohman told KTLA. The man, identified as 34-year-old Robert Burn, apparently had a disagreement …
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If You Can Walk Around Offering People Nuts, I Can Too
Let’s get the good news out of the way first. Samson Hardridge is a pretty cool name. Unfortunately, the “Hard” part looks like it may be a little too on the nose. According to the complaint, Friday’s incident began when passenger Samson Hardridge, 33, of Lancaster, Calif., got up during the flight to use the …
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The Reason For The Season
This is a very sad story featuring a 14-year-old who is no longer with us, but I nevertheless feel it my duty to inform you that someone named Winters has frozen to death. Emotions came to the fore Thursday at the inquiry into Newfoundland and Labrador’s search and rescue system, when a representative of the Department …
How Many People Named Lacey Are Working There
This seems rather appropriate. A former finance boss at Brantano and Jones Bootmaker has been appointed as finance director at Shoe Zone. Terry Boot has joined the discount retailer, replacing Peter Foot who left last month after just seven months in the role.
The Plot Unraveled When Investigators Noticed Everyone’s Names
Three men have been arrested in connection with the stabbing death of a bus driver in Ohio. There isn’t much amusing about that, but if there’s one thing that qualifies it’s that two of the arrested are Abraham Shears and Donte T. Slash. And yes, Slash is the one who is accused of doing the …
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Welcome To Ballmart
A 65-year-old Iowa man could spend up to a year in jail if convicted of charges resulting from an incident that saw him riding around a Walmart in one of the store’s electric carts whilst polishing the old pricing gun. Gary Michael Sheriff was accused of indecent exposure when he “exposed his genitals to customers …
I Know What The Sign Says, But Please, Put Some Clothes On
Police in Summerland, B.C. are looking for a man who apparently saw the Full Frontal Trail sign and thought hey, there’s an idea. Summerland RCMP are investigating a report of a man hiking nude on the Full Frontal Trail of Mount Conkle. The man, reported to police on Sunday, Sept. 20, was seen hiking by …
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And This Guy Thinks I Should Question Trudeau’s Judgment
I’m not trying to be an asshole or anything, but if your name is O’Toole and you have a son, why in god’s name would you call him Jack? Do you expect that he’ll never ever find himself in the company of other children or people in their 40s who sometimes still act like children? …
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