File this one under close enough. Charged with attempted murder among other things for stabbing his roommate during an argument isTimothy Stilletto.
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What A Load Of…What’s The Word I’m Looking For?
If I were to do a bunch of research, then decide to publish that research and hope for it to be taken seriously, I would strongly consider not putting my own name on it. At least that would be the plan if my name happened to beDr. William Malarkey.
Sometimes The Lawyer Jokes Write Themselves
This story rules for 2 reasons. 1.The Manitoba Bar Association says that it can’t afford to hire a lawyer,which is high comedy.2. The president of the Manitoba Bar Association is named Mike Law, which is also pretty great.
The Drinkin’ Bone’s Connected To The Namin’ Bone
This one’s a bit old, but when has that ever stopped us before? Charged with vehicular assault and obstructing a law enforcement officer after a crash last October isGlen Alan Casebeer,who went above and beyond the call of duty to ensure that his story was as funny as possible to folks like you and I …
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In A Twisted Way It Was Kind Of Meant To Be
Mark R. Hotuyec was arrested last week after being caught naked and masturbating while driving his van beside a school bus full of children from wait for it…wait for it…Wood View Elementary School. Well, they certainly got a pretty good one that day.
>I Wonder If They Conducted A Sting Operation
>Angela Nellany recently pled no contest to charges that she attempted to kill her husband Paul with a can full of wasps. Where did this story appear? That would beThe Modesto Bee,of course.
Worst Name Ever?
Now boys and girls, I want you to say hello to your new classmate Brfxxccxxmnpcccclllmmnprxvclmnckssqlbb11116. You can call him /ˈalˌbin/ if you must.
>My Name Is What?
>Hey there Paul Sidebottom! When the opportunity is there to withhold your name, like when you’re the victim of sexual harassment, you might wanna take it, especially with a name like Paul Sidebottom.
Horrible, With An Odd Name
Is it wrong that I find it funny that one of the havens for child porn is Virginia? Virgin-ia? And one of the most concentrated locations of child porn is a town called Pound?
I guess It Was His Time Then
What a strange story, complete with strange name. Sevan Kavorkian decided to hang himself. His girlfriend found him, cut him down and revived him. He started beating the everloving hell out of her, a man climbed through a window to save her, put Kavorkian in a sleeper hold, and this killed him. What a strange …