Guelph woman loses $3,800 in bitcoin scam involving fake government official Forget for a moment that the government or police or whoever is telling you to send them bitcoin in order to sort out a court case. Don’t ever send it, but for now that’s the least of our problems. What I’m more concerned about …
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Slow And Steady Wins The Race, Or At Least Might Prevent You From Having To Run The Race Again
Admittedly I don’t know shit about shit when it comes to the safe and proper administration of vaccines, so maybe there’s a solid reason for all of this carrying on about how reserving doses so that people are able to get their second COVID shot is all of a sudden bad. But what I do …
Santa Claus Can Come Through Your Town
I had a good laugh when I saw this news story about Santa being deemed an essential worker. How very smart of everyone. I think if we were kids in the pandemic, we would have been all worried that Santa couldn’t come during the lockdown. Heck, if we were going to go to Grandma’s on …
It’s No Secret. You’ve Got Coronavirus!
Remember when I had that dream about sweating Coronavirus? Well, we might, and dogs might be able to smell it. In this new study, researchers based in France and Lebanon took sweat samples from the underarms of a total of 177 patients from four hospitals in Paris and one in Beirut — 95 had tested …
Well…He’s Definitely Driving Something. Book Him
60-year-old man charged after having sex in a car across from the station: Brant OPP I’m not saying this fella is among the best and the brightest or anything (there are better places for sex than in a car in a parking lot across from a police station), but if there’s no mention of him …
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I’d Like To Make A Deposit Here And Here And Here And Here And Here…
Feces smeared in lobby of financial institution I sure hope the cops got the security footage they were after, because if not, we’re all suspects. Let he among us who has had not one encounter with a bank that made him want to do something like track shit all over the building speak up and …
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This Old Man, 74, Tied Used Condoms To My Door
So you know you want to be creepy and gross to the womenfolk, but you aren’t so sure that you want to be quite as in your face about it as some people. What do you do? Well, if you’re this particular fellow, you leave an extra package on their cars while they’re off enjoying …
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Six Feet? No Problem! Are You Sure That’s All You Need? I’ll Gladly Give You More
It’s good to see folks are taking public health measures seriously. London police apprehended a sword-wielding man after he was reportedly swinging the blade at the public, asking them to stay six feet away from him Police were called to the area of Oxford Street and Wharncliffe Road North at around 1:30 p.m. Tuesday following …
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The Plot Unraveled When Investigators Noticed Everyone’s Names
Three men have been arrested in connection with the stabbing death of a bus driver in Ohio. There isn’t much amusing about that, but if there’s one thing that qualifies it’s that two of the arrested are Abraham Shears and Donte T. Slash. And yes, Slash is the one who is accused of doing the …
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You Say Tomato, I Say “Motherfucker, I’ll Stab You In Your Fucking Face”
I think we might have bigger problems than simple tomatos here. Gates’s grandmother told police that the teenager “began to throw a fit because she couldn’t have more tomatoes at the dinner table.” Gates allegedly threw a water bottle at her grandfather and a pack of cigarettes at a 73-year-old female relative (who was struck …
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