Please, Stop Thinking Of The Children

ISPs agree to block access to child porn sites, newsgroups Internet service providers Verizon Communications, Sprint Nextel, and Time Warner Cable have agreed to block Internet newsgroups and Web sites nationwide that disseminate child pornography, The New York Times reported Monday. The move–part of an agreement with New York Attorney General Andrew Cuomo expected to …

Those Evil Airlines Are Discriminating Against The Computer Illiterate

I’m no fan of the airline industry, but if the point of this tale of woe is that I’m supposed to feel sorry for this woman, well, all I can say is epic fale. That’s what happens when you don’t check your work before you hit the button. It’s not the company’s fault that you …

The Police Can’t Do Their Job If You Confess

I need somebody with more legal smarts than myself to help me make sense out of this one. Corey Willis drove his SUV through a house the other night. He says his brakes failed, but no mechanical fault was found with them. He also admitted to police that he had been drinking earlier in the …

Is Canton’s Council Made Up Of Lawn Ornaments?

In Canton, Ohio, if you don’t cut your grass, you’ll go to jail. This law was apparently created because the city was sick of having to cut private lawns. So…how does this law help with that? You go to jail for something that really doesn’t need jail time, and if you’re in jail, how can …

This Is A Stupid Question, But What Are You In For Again?

If ever there was somebody with a name perfect for getting arrested for possession of gay child porn,Dick Dickinsonis certainly that man. The strange thing is that Dick isn’t actually his given name, but rather the one he chose to go by because for some reason Lindsey wasn’t working for him. My question is why, …

I’m Stallin’, And I Can’t Get Out!

If you’re this dumb, should you even be driving to begin with? Woman Calls Orem Police To Free Her From Her Locked Car A woman called Orem police Friday afternoon needing help because her battery died and she was locked inside her car. When police arrived, they found the woman sitting in the car, unable …

Get Well Soon, And Don’t Forget To Hit The Deck!

Boy, the folks making decisions for the US military are sure a thoughtful, kindhearted lot. Not only have they been nice enough to call disabled soldiers back to active duty in war zones, but now they’ve come up with the splendid idea of putting a trauma recovery centre right down the road from a firing …