What a way for someone to find out her husband was into S and M. He ends up in the hospital because it goes wrong, and a reporter tells her all the gory details. She did better than I would have done. Hopefully this guy’s x students don’t read the newspaper.
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>I Give A Vigourous Defense, And A Vigourous Handshake Too!
>Somehow, I doubt ripping a prosecutor’s arm nearly out of its socket is going to win her over to your side of things.
Is The Nimrod A Thing Or A Person?
Note to self. If I ever end up on an oil rig near Scotland, I should never tell anyone about my wacky dreams. They might freak out and evacuate the place. That’s what happened when one woman had a dream about a bomb being on the platform. They went nuts, called in helicopters, reconnaissance crafts, …
Welcome To Wal-Mart. You Got Any Spare Change?
According to a recent survey conducted by police in Coos Bay, Oregon,the panhandlers that hang around outside of the local Wal-Mart make in a day what clerks inside make in a week. I’m not sure if I feel more shocked that this is allowed to happen in a so-called civilized society or guilty that I …
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Out, Demon, Out!
This story is just riddled with good stuff, so riddled that I’m having trouble forming a coherent thought. In the town of Poczernin, Poland, there is a priest named Andrzej Trojanowski wanting to set up an exorcism center. Exorcists say, and I quote, “Typical cases include people who turn away from the church and embrace …
Motel Sit. We’ll Leave The Light On For Ya.
They never mention in this story how expensive a stay in a PetSmart Pets Hotel is. What is the funniest part of this story? Is it the fact that TV’s in all the rooms are tuned to Animal Planet? Is it that they serve the dogs dairy-free yogourt? No, that’s disturbing, because what is dairy-free …
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>My Name Is What?
>Hey there Paul Sidebottom! When the opportunity is there to withhold your name, like when you’re the victim of sexual harassment, you might wanna take it, especially with a name like Paul Sidebottom.
>TV? Check. Pants? Doh!
>Here’s a note for the droopy drawers bandit. Maybe, instead of stealing TV’s, he should steal some pants.
Talk about Your Adverse Reaction
It’s gotta suck when you’re having a severe reaction to medication that makes you look like you’ve been through a fight of epic proportions, you call 911, and they misunderstand what’s happening to be a domestic violence incident, and arrest your husband. It’s also gotta suck when an ambulance doesn’t come for at least 15 …
Talk About Your bizarre Love Triangle
Wow. There is definitely nothing boring about the Bowrings. They certainly are the furthest thing from it. So, a dad, James, starts dating the son, Jacob’s girlfriend Krystal, and now she’s having his baby, and the son’s upset about this, and the dad tries to run him over? Woe! These people are freaks. Freaks who …