Beauty pageant dumps tarot card reading judge I know I shouldn’t, but I find it somewhat odd that an organization claiming to have no religious slant is getting so worked up over something so trivial in such a religious fashion. When you send somebody a letter saying “tarot card reading is witchcraft and is used …
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Anatomy Of An Asshole
Charles Smith has begun his testimony at the inquiry looking into his work, and from the looks of things, he’s not doing much to up his standing in the hearts and minds of the public. For those of you who are unfamiliar with this piece of…work, he was, at one time, considered one of the …
Sing Sing Singing A Different Tune
Now there’s a sucky day. A guy broke into a minimart, but was scared off by police. He ran and ran and ran…and ran onto the grounds of Sing Sing State Prison! Woops! Needless to say, he’s not running anymore. A guard got him, and off he went to jail. But you know what his …
Craig’s Hit List
Here’s another one for the You’re stupid files. Ann Marie Linscott decided that the wife of a man with whom she had an affair must die. But who was going to do it? She decided to find the hitman by posting an ad on Craigslist, the popular buy and sell site. She didn’t exactly say …
Welcome to the USA
If you come to New York for a vacation and bring your kids, for god’s sake, don’t need medical attention. If you do, like Yvonne Bray from Britain did, they’ll take your kids into an orphanage, treat them like juvenile delinquents, strip-search them and ask them questions like “Have you been raped?” or “Are you …
Lawyer Error
Here’s a second super prick. The lawyer for a co-pilot, and only survivor of a doomed flight said that the passengers of the flight shared the blame because they should have known that flying out of that airport was dangerous. Not surprisingly, that claim has been withdrawn. Um, too late. You’re officially skum.
But But But What About My Car?
You’ve got to be a special kind of prick to hit a kid, kill him, and sue his family so you can repair the damage to your car. If that’s not prickish enough, this quote should seal it. “I’m also a victim in all of this, you can’t fix the lad’s problems, but you can …
Wrong Number In A Big Way
Man, we’re just full of stories about stupid people today. Our latest moron text messaged someone about buying some pills, but got the wrong number, and ended up texting a police detective. So, you can guess they lined themselves up for an arrest. Easy there, fast-fingers. You’d think you’d check the number before making an …
Now, You’re Fired!
Here’s a tip for any disgruntled employees/employees with job-security issues. Next time you think you’re going to be terminated, unleash your revenge *after* you know you’ve been axed. Oh, and don’t be the only person capable of committing said revenge.
What Am I Gonna Do With Your Tattoo
Yeah, people are dumb. Why do I bother saying that anymore? But here’s another example. Not one, not two, but three women answered their door to find a random dude with a home-made tattoo gun standing there offering them a tattoo, and said yes! Now, quelle surprise, they all have an infection and don’t know …