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Is Brushing Really that Hard Or Are We Just Trying To Keep Some Inventors Busy?
Oral B will soon begin selling a computerized toothbrush that will tell you whether or not you’re doing a good job of brushing your teeth. The brush, called Triumph with SmartGuide, sends radio signals to a display screen that you can mount on your bathroom mirror. the screen then displays instructions on where you should …
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Felony Naming
The government of Venezuela isworking on legislationthat would ban parents from giving their children any names that would “expose them to ridicule, are extravagant or difficult to pronounce”. The move would mean that there would be no more Supermans or4realsrunning around. I’m not sure how to feel about this. On one hand I’m glad that …
Crack Open A Cold One
Two South African men have been arrested afterstealing a hearse complete with corpse and using it to go on a pub crawl. The men, who were not named, were reportedly busted when the vehicle ran out of gas and they tried to get 3 women they had met at a bar to help them push …
More From the Annals Of Unfortunate Nomenclature
Recently arrested and now facing more than 30 child porn related charges including possession, felony eavesdropping, prowling and peaking [the last of which I’ve never heard of anyone being charged with before] is 34-year-oldJeffrey Brice Ogle. I swear, the name gives you away every time.
Messed Up in Mexico
I’m trying to follow this path to see how far I can go before getting mad. Dominic and Nancy Ianiero died horribly in Mexico. Yup, I’m totally there. The hotel staff cleaned up the crime scene and police bungled the investigation. I’m still there. Many family members were implicated as suspects, which was horrible. Totally …
A Wrinkle In The System
Wow. This is pretty sad. In the U.S., if you have a suspicious mole you’d like looked at by a dermatologist, you’ll have to wait 3-4 weeks, but if you want Botox, you’ll get in right away. In Canada, it wasn’t clear how quickly you’d get in for Botox, but one thing was clear. If …
Left-Brain? Right-Brain? Ah It Doesn’t Matter, I Get By With No Brain
Here’s a helpful tip for ya. If you need neurosurgery, don’t go to Rhode Island to get it done. They have one of the highest occurrences of doctors opening the wrong side of a patient’s head. The latest cocky brain surgeon thought he’d rely on his memory instead of a CT scan, opened the wrong …
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My Criminal Mind Is All I…Need to Get Locked Up Forever.
I really don’t know how to feel about this story. I’m completely conflicted. Michael Monyelle, 30, is being labeled as a sex predator, which means indefinite commitment. This is not for things he did, but for thoughts he has. I get that they were deviant thoughts, and it was to do with children, so in …
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It’s My Service Chihuahua! Really!
Ok, this pisses me off. In the states, the ADA has made it really easy for douchebags to bring their precious little pet fido wherever they please, and more and more douchebags are doing just that. Why has it made it easy? The law states that a merchant cannot under any circumstances ask what tasks …