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A 26-year-old man’s first mistake was allegedly stealing a tractor-trailer rig that had been left unattended with the engine running, police say. His second blunder was mistaking the truck driver’s tobacco-spit cup for something refreshing, and taking a swig. The tale of alleged instant justice had its roots earlier Monday, the report said, when the …
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I’m sure by now most of you are probably sick of reading and hearing about the tsunami, but check this out anyway, it’s interesting. Tsunami moves North Pole, shortens daytime Some of those numbers might look small, but just consider how much force it had to take for that to happen.
You can’t make up stuff like this. And check out the quote at the end. Not so much for what he says, but for the way he says it. MUSCATINE, Iowa (AP) – A Wal-Mart greeter was sacked for apparently showing too much of his friendly side to customers. Dean Wooten, 65, was accused of …
Steven Murray of Feasterville Pennsylvania was so outraged that he didn’t receive any presents from his family for Christmas that he burned down his parent’s home the next morning. Police said Murray had committed himself to a hospital on Christmas Day, but decided to sign himself out later that day and walk the eight miles …
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This would have been awesome to watch, and I’m not talking about the race. Santas run right out of Christmas spiritBy Simon de Bruxelles THERE was no shortage of suspects matching the description when police were called to a fight in a small Welsh town. More than 30 drunken men dressed as Father Christmas were …
HOUSTON – A Houston man got “heated” over a cold sandwich and threatened to kill a Subway manager and blow up the shop, police said. Delvin Nelson, who works for the city’s public work’s department, was arrested for making a terroristic threat Wednesday night. Nelson was apparently angry because his steak and cheese sandwich wasn’t …
This might just be the best wedding story ever. Scott McKie and Victoria Anderson were looking forward to a life of wedded bliss as they tied the knot. But an hour and a half – and a series of drunken assaults – later, divorce was looming fast. The tale of what has been billed one …
Ok I hope at least one person gets that joke. They probably won’t, and if they do, they’ll be pissed at me for saying it. Oh well. I saw something on the news that just killed me. In Quebec, there’s a liquor strike. Ok, another strike. Whatever. But people are flipping out! They’re going to …
Brad sent this news story, which I somehow managed to miss. Not sure how that happened. Phillip Quinn was killed last week when his lava lamp exploded. Quinn was found dead Sunday night in his mobile home outside Seattle, Washington. Police say Quinn had placed the lava lamp on a hot stove and was killed …
I turned on the radio this morning just in time to hear one of those things that makes me want to shut everything off and crawl back into bed for the rest of my life. It seems that a super genius in the city of Kitchener was caught downloading child pornography and charged with possession. …