United States Of Whatever

I noticed something during the press conference earlier today featuring President Bush and Prime Minister Martin that up to now I haven’t heard anybody else mention. It upsets me that I have to be the first to point this out since we should be able to leave it up to our news organizations to at …

For The Man Who Has Everything

If you’re like me, you’ve got a few people on your Christmas shopping list who are impossible to buy for. Whether you have no idea what they like or you know what they like but they already have it, these huge pains in the ass have been the cause of much frustration throughout the holiday …

Still Want That Flu-shot?

One of our loyal Vomiteers, Brad, pointed this story out to me. HEALTH CAMPAIGN MAKES ‘L’ OF A MISTAKE I thought they gave you those shots in your arm. Now I’m definitely not getting one. An embarrassing spelling mistake has caused Nova Scotia’s Health Department to recall thousands of pins meant to support the annual …

I Guess I Won’t Be Having Any Fucking Kids

New research by Russian scientists has found that people who swear should probably consider stopping or risk facing problems down the road. Gennady Cheurin, who lead the team of scientists that conducted the study at the Yekaterinburg Centre for Ecological Safety and Survival says that when men and women swear, it effects who they are …

Honest Honey, I’m Just Sick

Something tells me that this one isn’t going to be a rare disorder for too much longer. CANBERRA, Australia – If you’re cheating on your spouse and get caught, you could use this as your alibi. Apparently, an Australian doctor has diagnosed one of his patients as having a disorder that leads her to have …