I realize I could ask this question of basically any group that isn’t either a corporation or an old family friend, but why, exactly, does Doug Ford seem to hate children so much? First his government decided that there was no need for them to have an advocate, and now, without warning as tends to …
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Love Is A 47-Year-Old Christmas Present
It appears the mystery of the 47-year-old gift has been solved, and it was captured on video! I guess the articles from last year made their way to Vicki Allen, the ex girlfriend who handed him the gift and dumped him, and they reconnected and decided to open the mystery gift for a charity. Thank …
Come See The Bankrupt Side Of Sears
If Sears Canada were a person I think that person would be a pedophile, because it sure seems to enjoy screwing little people. First it was the frontline workers who couldn’t have the pensions they spent years earning because the best and the brightest had to be properly compensated for pulling the handle and directing …
God Should Have Told Him Not To Do That
I suppose Justin Riley Brafford here probably didn’t exactly molest this poor woman in a purely technical sense, but it still falls under the category of gross, please don’t do that, so here’s the story. The woman said Brafford “began to lean closer to her seat with his arm over her arm rest and on …
You Can’t Spell Christkindl Without Christ
It’s not every day I agree with church people on something, but it’s hard to argue with them here. A controversy has surfaced from Kitchener’s Christkindl Market after a group of performers say they were silenced for talking about Jesus. Pastor Jacob Reaume had to shout his message at the opening night of the market …
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I Have NO Good Title For This, Obviously
Today in Mad Libs sounding headlines: Naked Auschwitz demonstrators who killed sheep convicted If you’re staring at that and thinking to yourself well, surely the rest of the story will make some sense out of this for me, I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news. Twelve people who stripped naked in front of the Nazi …
Salvation Army Christmas Kettles Are Starting To Take Plastic
This is kind of nice. I rarely have cash on me anymore, and when I do happen to have loose change it goes into a jar so that eventually I can take it to the bank and transform it into not cash I can later use to buy things electronically. It’ll be good to not …
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Did Not See That Coming
You know what’s kind of weird? That stories like this don’t pop up more often. Charges: Woman convicted of embezzlement charged with embezzling to pay restitution SALT LAKE CITY — A woman convicted two years ago of embezzling from her company is accused of embezzling funds from another company to, in part, pay off the …
Did Somebody Say Extra Ketchup?
This is basically your standard “I am displeased with the level of customer service and attention to detail at this establishment and shall soon turn to physical means to express such” story. We’ve been collecting them for ages, but I’m still sometimes surprised by how many there are. Mayra Berenice Gallo, 24, allegedly became enraged …
This New Mexico You Speak Of. It Doesn’t Seem As Spanish As The Old One
The bad news: More public officials are having trouble figuring out what qualifies as America. The good news: At least it wasn’t the TSA this time. https://www.facebook.com/gavinclarkson/posts/10218076637051140 The La Cruces Sun-News reports Gavin Clarkson, who lives in Las Cruces, and his fiancee attempted to apply for a marriage license at a D.C. license bureau on …
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