Manhattan idiot David Kupferstein, 36, is suing a strip club for nearly $1 million over a missing tooth caused by his inability to keep his fool mouth shut. David Kupferstein, 36, stopped with pals at the Hustler Club in March 2015 when one of the dancers chatted up the group. “She kept on talking to …
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The Hogewey concept Is Moving To Canada
I was going to put this post directly above the post about memory, but I forgot. Har har har. It looks like there’s going to be a village like Hogewey in Canada, and there might be two! The first one is supposed to open next April in Langley. Ok, am I missing something, or does …
Remember This Next Time You Forget Something You’ve Read
Steve sent me this article about why we forget most of the books we read, and said I might enjoy it. I jumped up and down! Seriously, holy crap, this article explains all the things I’ve been noticing about myself and wondering if I’m having some kind of memory issue. I even asked the doctor …
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Why America Needs Gun Control, Part…Oh Forget It
Honest to god, I don’t even know what to say right now, so I’m just gonna leave this here. Gun target practice in apartment leads to arrest in Cape Coral Bullets went through wall into adjacent apartment According to Cape Coral Police, neighbors reported being woken up by a loud bang and found a large …
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Here Comes Peter Cottontail, Inbox Full Of Angry Mail
Oh for Christ’s sake. Peter Rabbit filmmakers and the studio behind it are apologizing for insensitively depicting a character’s allergy in the film that has prompted backlash online. Sony Pictures said Sunday in a joint statement with the filmmakers that “food allergies are a serious issue” and the film “should not have made light” of a character …
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Spirit Airlines: Less Hamsters, Oh No!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEr01yjmzfQ I don’t have a lot of words. I am really trying to think of a circumstance where I could see where this woman was coming from, but it’s not working. I’m really really trying. Belen Aldecosea had to fly home, and she wanted to fly with Spirit Airlines. In the recent past, because of …
Downward-Facing…Down boy! Down!
So I have talked about going to yoga, and of course Shmans is there. Thankfully, she lays very still beside me. Occasionally, when I have had to reach an arm out close to her, she has given me a quick lick, but that’s about it. Sometimes she lets out a deep sigh along with us, …
Cap’n Cord
I don’t necessarily advocate this sort of thing, but seriously, close the damn box, man. Is this really that hard? According to police, the victim said that Smith became upset upon discovering the stale cereal and blamed him for failing to keep the Cap’n Crunch fresh. Smith was especially perturbed since he is missing teeth …
Police Have Locked Him UP And Thrown Away The Key, Which They Remembered To Bring With Them
A question for the bank robbers in the crowd. Setting your car keys on the counter: stupid or really stupid? Seriously, why would you ever do that? If they’re not staying in the getaway vehicle, should they not stay safely in your pocket? Isn’t that, like, the only thing that makes any sense? A man …
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After all these years, I’m still not on Facebook. There are plenty of reasons for that, not the least of which is the company’s seeming inability to keep its fucking hands out of people’s timelines. Say what you want about Twitter, but for whatever faults it may have, it does get that right. You choose …
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