Here comes another one out of the rusty and dusty pile of old blog ideas that I’ve been keeping around for way too long, but part of this is kind of timeless. Back in 2014, when everyone was throwing buckets of icy water on their heads to raise money for ALS research for the Ice …
Category Archives: not funny
Did Somebody Say McBullets?
This is one of the sillier you got my order wrong related meltdowns I’ve seen, but even so, dude’s lucky he didn’t get himself killed. A man was so angry he did not get his chicken nuggets, he jumped on the counter at McDonald’s and fired two toy Nerf guns at a staff member before …
No Fooling Around On 1800s April Fool’s Day
There are already a lot of reasons why I’m thankful to not live in the 1800s, and I just discovered one more. Nowadays we don’t do April Fool’s Day the way some of those crazy bastards did April Fool’s Day. Near train derailments, sick babies…and this, which is what Not Funny tags are made of. …
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Sure Was
Posting alleged threat against Wilfrid Laurier was ‘dumb decision,’ accused says I’m not sure how big a story this was anywhere else, but locally it was pretty huge news for obvious reasons. To catch you up on what happened, last week, the Waterloo campus of Wilfrid Laurier University was put on lockdown after a threat …
Your Sugar? Yes, Please. Don’t You Pour It Down On Me
I don’t understand why people do this sort of thing in the first place, but I especially don’t get it when the victim is a celebrity. Celebrities have security. Security that’s going to be more than happy to whip your ass at a moment’s notice. Adam Levine Attacked by Sugar Bomb while greeting fans after …
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One Snake Throwing Idiot Sentenced, One To Go
One of the men charged after a snake was thrown in a Saskatoon Tim Hortons last year has received a six-month conditional discharge for mischief and causing a disturbance. Christopher Cook, 21, will have to meet a number of conditions, including staying away from the Tim Hortons on the 600 block of 22nd Street W. …
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There’s Video Of Last Year’s Tim Hortons Snake Toss
So remember last year when some guy threw a snake at the woman behind the counter in a Tim Hortons? Turns out there’s video of the incident. After watching it, it looks as though the news got the story wrong. It doesn’t look at all like an argument over a food order. It’s more like …
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Flaming Imbecile
I was a teenager once and I still love a good prank, but that doesn’t always mean I understand some of you idiots. For instance, when the driver is driving the car you are in, leave him alone. Talk to him, make him laugh, but under no circumstances should you touch him. Alright, if he’s …
The Punching Game Makes me want to Punch things
I’m writing this from the bus. I’m headed home to my folks so I can at least see my sick step-grandpa I was talking about. I expect I’ll be exhausted but it’ll be worth it. So anyway, I was looking around on Twitter because…well…what else can you do when you’re just riding a bus? I …
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One Of These Days I Swear I’ll Figure Out How To Lose This Bet And Still Win It
As many questions as this story raises, I’m feeling pretty confident that it does answer at least one. I say this because there’s no way you’re reading it and not feeling like you’ve got a bit of a handle on why Brent Todd Friest’s 8-year-old son might have been visiting a psychologist. St. Paul police …
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