Can somebody please tell me what invisible string looks like? I can’t figure out how Iranians saw it on a pigeon. This is going to sound mean, but is their an outbreak of schizophrenia in Iran, or are there a lot of people suffering from some kind of hallucinations? Invisible string? What the hell is …
Category Archives: other animals
Drunken Fat Boy
I don’t have anything else to say except oh look! A drunken horse in a pool! Hahahahahahha! That’s about as funny as the drunken moose. And they both ate rotten apples.
Oh Rats!
Attention fans ofThe Darwin Awards.Watch for the name David Stanifer. I have a feeling you’ll be seeing it one day if this is any indication. Flaming Pet Rat Starts Fire, Damages Titusville Home The quick and dirty of the story is that this guy and a couple of buddies were having some fun chasing their …
Ooo! Your Headlights Make Me Horny!
Oh no. Now, not only are people humping cars, so are moose! Even scarier is they think something called brain worm made the moose do this. So do the human object-humpers have that too?
Is A Fox’s Tail Really That Cool?
Why do I have such a hate on for Tommy Fox? I can’t explain it, but I just keep thinking the dude’s a giant prick. I don’t know about you, but if I were to drive over an animal, my first thought wouldn’t have been, “Ooo! A fox! Let’s go back, get the carcase and …
Monkey See, Monkey Chomp
I probably wouldn’t have written about this, except I feel this woman’s pain. I know how much it hurt when Babs bit my hand. I can’t imagine a monkey biting down on my hand, and then munching on it for up to a minute. Ouch ouch ouch! By the sounds of it, the lab has …
Ryan’s Quality Pet Food Is A Quality Store
I’ve been full of negativity and criticism today, and already have a post waiting in the wings where I completely rip apart what a hotel calls service, so I felt like some positivity would be nice. Hey everybody in Guelph and the surrounding area. If you have a pet, if you can, get your food …
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The Bird Who Cried Wolf
Luna is a lucky bird. She has summoned police several times to her owners’ house with things she has learned to say, yet she is still loved. Years ago, she cried like a baby, police thought a baby had been left unattended, so they came a knockin’ with children’s Aid folks in tow. Just a …
The Minks Would Say Thanks If They Could
I don’t care what your views are on fur farming, so please, spare me the it’s awful speeches. The point here is that you can’t dispute that the animal rights nuts who broke into the Rippin fur farm and released 6000 minksare the worst kind of activists. A clue goes a long way guys, I …
Urethra! We’ve Found It!
This one definitely belongs in the fuck fuckity fuck fuck ouch files,but what’s even more attention grabbing than a kid getting a fish stuck in his bladder is the bullshit story of how it got there. Seriously, this excuse right here is on a whole different level than anything you’ve ever heard. While he was …