Ok guys, listen close, this is important. When a woman at the bar tells you to please stop groping her and waving your junk at her and others, it would be in your best interests to listen lest you end up like the British tourist whobecame an unwilling participant in a weenie roaston his trip …
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You Are Here?
I just did a quick check, and it appears I haven’t done one of these since last November. Wow, that seems like way too long. So I’ll spare you a whole lot of banter since I don’t have much of substance to say today (How is this different from most other days?) and we’ll get …
When Committing A Robbery, Watch Your Step
Ow, oo, ee. Jason Durant probably won’t be robbing banks for a long, long time. Although this isn’t the full story, this is the most vivid description of his, um, fate, that I can find. He robbed the bank, and started to make his way to his getaway vehicle when… he fell down a steep …
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Chop Chop
Yikes. that’s a protest. A misguided one, but a protest. An indian union leader said that his workers were so desperate for food that they were willing to cut off their own fingers and eat them, so he decided to be the first to do it. I don’t understand the purpose of a union if …
Sucking The Eyes Right Out Of Her Head
Ug. A leech stuck to your eyeball? I read that story and shrieked. I can’t decide if that’s creepier than the bee beard. I think the beard still wins because the person willingly allowed those bees to sit there.
Brings New Meaning To The Old Ball And Chain
Wow. That’s some crazy thinkin’. Helen Sun decided that the only way to get her estranged husband Robert Drawbaugh to listen to her was to sneak up on him while he slept and handcuff herself to him. She also changed the lock on the bedroom door. I don’t know what she thought biting his torso …
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Going Down!
You know, something tells me David Senior wasn’t able to ease that girl’s fear of heights when, while telling her that leaning over the hotel balcony was safe, he leaned over it and fell four storeys onto the roof of the hotel’s restaurant. Woops. I love the description of the guy falling. “I heard this …
Ahh Ahh Ahh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh OOOOO Ow Ow Ow Ow Owwwwwwwwww!
Man’s penis injured in grinder accident Accident? I could be wrong, but I’ve always kind of been under the impression that stuff like this doesn’t happen unless you’re kinda sorta looking for it to happen.
Fire And Lice
Note to everyone out there. If you get lice, for god’s sake, don’t try to kill them with gasoline. There are shampoos, even tea tree oil is apparently good. But when you use gasoline, things don’t go well, as the family and friends of Jessica Brooks are now horribly aware. Jessica suffered serious burns when …
Does this Mean We’re Not Friends?
Oh god. Either way this crochet needle wound up in this guy’s urethra, that has gotta hurt. How deep does this guy have to sleep for his ex girlfriend to have shoved it in there without him feeling a thing? If she did it, that’s one evil ex. I can see why the relationship didn’t …