I Hope These Kids Aren’t Home Schooled

How this woman’s children have lived to be 16 and 21 and how she made it all the way to 43 are a complete mystery to me, but it’s another example of my long held belief thatyou can’t kill the truly stupid. Woman Hurt Stepping Out of Moving Car According to the Saline County Sheriff’s …

Go Directly To Jail. Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $1

Angelique R. Vandeberg could find herself with a lot of time to sit in the corner and think about what she’s done. The 28-year-old woman is facing up to 3 years in prison for allegedlyshooting her 8-year-old daughter in the leg with a BB gun to win a $1 bet she had made with her …

>And This Doesn’t Disturb You?

>Ya know, the appropriate response when your eight-year-old grandson slugs his teacher is not “He loves to hit.” You won’t love the fact that he’s facing felony battery charges. And you won’t love it if he ever loves to hit you, granny. Eight-year-olds only get bigger, and when he’s already 70 pounds, things aren’t lookin’ …

I Wonder If The Resulting Yelling Will Last For A Few Episodes Of Sesame Street

Nothing really amusing or horribly weird about this story, guy leaves kids in car while going into Wal-Mart. But what I do find really cute was the kids’ attempt to tell time. They were left in the car for the length of a Barney and Friends episode, but not as long as an episode of …

Maybe He Spent Too Long In The Spin Cycle

Ok Aron Pritchard. There are only two conclusions I can draw from this story. If you actually believe that putting toddlers in a dryer is a fun activity, then you are too stupid to be near anyone vulnerable. If you don’t, but expect we will, then you’re a lying sack of shit, and you’re also …

Wrong Number In A Big Way

Man, we’re just full of stories about stupid people today. Our latest moron text messaged someone about buying some pills, but got the wrong number, and ended up texting a police detective. So, you can guess they lined themselves up for an arrest. Easy there, fast-fingers. You’d think you’d check the number before making an …