Holy hell! This is just insane! It’s insane enough that a nurse would steal painkillers from a patient, but more insane is that the rest of the team carried on the procedure even though the patient was in obvious pain! Excuse me? They had to hold him down to finish. Hold him down? Wouldn’t someone …
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The Looong Holiday Post
Well, it’s about the middle of January and I still haven’t written my tradditional holiday epic. It’s a doozer, like always. First, updates about stuff I mentioned before. Mr. Postman never brought that last parcel. Oh well, if all works out, Steve can ask them to resend it and we’ll be able to give it …
Will You…Dive In After That Ring I Just Dropped?
At least Travis Pittman has a far more forgiving fiance than the guy who lost the ring intended for his fiance in a helium balloon. But still, I feel for the dude. He had a wonderful romantic idea. He would bring his girlfriend to a pier and propose, saying he didn’t have a ring. If …
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Unintentional Bee Beard
Poor Lamar LaCaze. Poor poor guy. After that, I think I would have to mow the lawn in a snowsuit. He was just mowing the lawn, when it happened. He must have struck one hell of a nest of bees, because he got 1200 stings. Ow ow ow ow oo oo ee ee. I love …
Cutting Remarks Should Not Lead To Being Cut
Is it me, or are people’s tempers getting shorter and shorter? I mean, we have the whole food feuds tag full of people snapping over various food items not being available. Now, we know that you shouldn’t tell Dallas Amber Smith that her feet smell, or she might stab you in the back. Seriously. It …
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It’s Never Good When Your Face Sizzles And Bubbles
Yeesh! This story of a woman throwing acid on a complete stranger sounds like something that’ll end up in some Snopes email. All Bethany Storro was doing was getting something out of the trunk of her car, when…she hears “Pretty girl, do you want to drink this?” and splash! She gets a face full of …
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H2OOOOOOOOOOO
If you woke up this morning wondering what the kind of fellow who wouldon more than one occasion secretly beat off into a coworker’s water bottlemight look like, then according to police, prosecutors and a DNA test, Michael Kevin Lallana (pictured above) is your answer. Prosecutors say Lallana met the co-worker, a woman in her …
That’ll Teach Him Boys, I Think He’s Done
Every now and then I get asked why I never go to the movies anymore. I honestly can’t remember the last time I was in a theatre, but I want to say it was all the way back in 2002. The answer I generally give people is that most movies suck and aren’t worth my …
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That’s Not A Toilet Brush!
Eeewww! Just, eeewww! I guess Justin Novack was living on his own, and his mom came over. She said the bathroom hadn’t been cleaned in two months, so she cleaned it for him…with his toothbrush! Then she put his toothbrush back in the holder. He found feces on it, and that’s when he called police. …
Flash!
Attention everyone who likes to send nude pictures of themselves to their significant other’s cellphone: Before you fire up the ol’ camera, ask yourself one question. Does your significant other share their cellphone with someone else? If so, you might want to think twice about sending them that nude pic. I’m sure one man is …
