Fuck You Steve. Fuck you alot. Seven Things I’d Like To Do Before I Die1. 2012 London Olympic Games2. See the Leafs win a Cup (might be the most unlikely on my list)3. Attend a WM (had tickets to 18 but had to pass them off cuz of something I couldn’t get out of)4. Visit …
Category Archives: quizzes ‘n’ shit
Super 7
Carin did this and said I had to do it too, so here I go. Seven things I’d like to do before I die:1. Go to at least 1 WrestleMania or see 1 wrestling event in Madison Square Garden.2. Spend some time working in big time commercial radio so that I can get a truly …
Well, I guess I’m a sucker.
Thordora of the other vomit comit did this little questionnaire and asked me to do it too, calling me a sucker, so here goes. Hell, it gave me another idea for a post, so this should be fun. Seven things I’d like to do before I die: Not like I like to think about dying, …
Of All The Times To Be Right…
Somebody emailed me this riddle today. Read it and see if you can get the right answer. A woman was attending her mother’s funeral and met a man she didn’t know. She thought he was amazing and she fell in love with him immediately. When the funeral was over he disappeared, and the woman did …
Jehovah’s Witness Aptitude Test
If you’ve ever wondered whether or not being a Jehovah’s Witness is for you, here’s ahandy quizthat can tell you. Apparently I’m only 17% capable of being one, since I place too much value on personal freedom of choice and generally don’t like church much, 2 things that signify an attitude problem.
Everybody’s Better Than You
Click here, punch in your age, and see what people who aren’t you did with their lives when they were as old as you are now. It’s a neat little history lesson, and it makes you feel really good about sitting behind a desk reading somebody’s blog.
Which File Extension Are You
I don’t know what frightens me more, the fact that somebody created this quiz, or the fact that I took the time to take it. Actually no, what really scares me is that it’s not really that far off. And if you’re wondering what I am, here’s what the site has to say. You are …
How Uplifting
Tuesday, September 30, 2053. That is my projected day of death according to deathclock.com. Considering that I’m 24 right now, that doesn’t sound like a bad little life,and it’s probably better than I deserve. If you want to find out when you yourself are going to kick off, just click that link and give the …
The Gentlemen Quiz
Here’s a quick quiz for “Gentlemen”…. 1. In the company of feminists, coitus should be referred to as a) Lovemaking b) Screwing c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town 2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you’ve both shared: a) Your views about what you expect from …
They Just Keep Coming
Feel free to keep sending these things in, they’re great. This one even gets extra points for penising the album title. Maroon 5 – Songs about Penis1) Harder to Penis2) This Penis3) Shiver Penis4) She will be Penis5) Tangled Penis6) The Penis7) Must Get Penis Sunday Penis9) Secret Penis10) Through with Penis11) Not Coming Penis12) …