Woman Accidentally Goes to Wrong House, Resident Shoots at Her 17 Times — and Then Explains Why: Police Stories like these make me happy to be a Canadian. Not because I don’t think something like it could happen here, but because the chances of it are a lot slimmer seeing as we have a few …
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Aaaaaaa! Warm Sleep!
I would have had no idea that anything had gone wrong had I not read about it in the news, but this week’s big Amazon Web Services outage most definitely affected a whole lot of others. This is, I’m sure we can all agree, very bad. But there’s one aspect of it that has me …
Is Somebody Scamming?
It’s crazy enough that this scam worked once, but now it’s worked twice, and on women in the same country, no less! A Japanese octogenarian was swindled out of thousands of dollars after falling in love online with a self-described astronaut who sought her help to avert a spaceship crisis, police said Tuesday. The hapless …
There Is Nothing Freak About This Accident
They’re making a big deal here out of the fact that these two women were deaf and that’s likely why this happened, but personally I feel like the standing on train tracks taking pictures and not paying attention thing might have had more to do with it. Your ears may not work, but as long …
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I Need A Babysitter. For Myself, Judging By The Kinds Of Things I Get Tricked Into
My brain has been through a lot these last couple weeks (more on that sometime down the road I’m sure), but I still have no idea why this particular scam worked. Maybe you can pull it once because there’s someone out there that’ll fall for anything, but multiple times? Nothing about it makes any sense. …
Tell Me I Didn’t Just Hear That!
User demanded a ‘wireless’ computer and was outraged when its battery died This reminds me of a good friend of ours. He loves the idea of new technology, but he has no idea how to use any of it, god bless him. Years ago, when Aftershokz came out with wireless headphones, he excitedly bought a …
Chain Of Fools
We were going to call this “MRI in the Mourning”, but I like my title better. Even so, have a song. I heard about this story of a dude with a weight training chain around his neck getting sucked into an MRI machine. I can only stammer and gape and wonder how this was allowed …
Let’s Go To The Hop. And The Courthouse. And The Jail
$700,000 is a pretty nice chunk of change to be sure, but if I’m going to need to amputate my legs and then tell the insurance company that sepsis got me in order to claim it, I’ll do without, thanks. I guess I’m just not as determined as the now appropriately named Neil Hopper. It …
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Dear Congress: If You Want To Have A Fun Summer, Smoke My Wiener. Signed, Canada
A group of six Republican politicians from Wisconsin and Minnesota took a break from polishing Trump’s knob or whatever it is that Congress does to let the world know that they neither know how the wind works nor that their own country also has forests that sometimes catch on fire, hurting and killing people in the …
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I Don’t Think It Worked
It’s hard for me to sit here, especially these days, and bag on anyone for wanting to remove sadness, negativity and pain from their lives. I will say, however, that in my experience, simply pouring some of the alcohol from the bottle into myself rather than onto something that I’m trying to set on fire …