After your death sentence has been commuted to life, it is never a good idea to write a taunting letter to the prosecutors essentially saying “Ha ha, you bunch of dumbasses, you saved my life. Now here’s the rest of the story, but you can’t get me, neener neener neener, I’m in the clear, thank …
Category Archives: that was dumb
Welcome To Duh Magazine!
Woohoo! Somebody else thinks like we do about some blindingly obvious conclusions reached by researchers such as the melting ice shelf is a sign of global warming. The reporter actually put together a pretty entertaining article about all the research done to come to conclusions that most people have already reached as a result of …
I Might Have More To Say About This If Only I Could Find The Words
I’ve just had one of those for God’s sake, kill me and get it over with moments. Maybe there’s a word to describe that feeling, and since I’m fortunate enough not to be a grade 5 student in California, perhaps I’ll try to look that word up when I’m done here. The Menifee Union school …
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Coconut Crack
When I first heard the story of cops mistaking coconut candy for crack, I felt sorry for the two guys who got arrested. But there’s something about these guys that doesn’t make them sympathetic characters. It still doesn’t make it right that they got arrested, though. The story is that Cesar Rodriguez and Jose Pena …
Trixie Waggles Onto the Blog Again
I’ve been meaning to write a little dog post for a while now. The apartment building is getting a whole new carpet on all the floors. So, they have completely ripped up the carpet in the hall. They’re fast for sure, they’re already laying underpad today. I wasn’t sure what Trix would think of the …
Positive ID, Negative IQ
You know, if you just robbed a store, and then video of you robbing a store shows up on the news, you probably know what is going on, and don’t need to march into the police station to demand an explanation. You would say that’s about accurate, wouldn’t you, Myesha Williams? But you did make …
Just Don’t Call Him Ray!
I remember hearing about this story back when it happened, pre-blog, sadly, but seeing it again in Snopes made me decide to post about it. We can all laugh now, but I’m sure, at the time, nobody was laughing. It happened in Lauderhill, Florida in 2002. For their Martin Luther King Day celebrations, they decided …
Every Girl’s Crazy ‘Bout A Cross Dressed Man
Not entirely sure what the thought process washere or how he thought he was going to make a clean getaway looking like that, but I’m not going to spend a lot of time wondering about it because amazingly, the cunning plan failed. A Minnesota man was ticketed for walking out of a store wearing a …
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That’s An Expensive Joke
How is setting a PlayStation in a drive-through a joke? Did I miss the memmo? A woman reported that she, her husband and a friend were in the drive-through when the friend requested some ice tea. When told she wasn’t getting the tea, the friend put the victim’s PS3 and nine games on the ground …
Damn Back Seat Drivers
Bad idea: Running a red light while a cop is sitting right behind you.Worse idea: Running a red light with a cop sitting behind you while you’re driving without a license because it was taken away from you due to your poor driving history.Worsest idea:Figuring you’ll get out of it by hiding in the back …