And we thought Jonathan G. Parker was dumb. Just have a look at Stephan Crane. He got a little boozed up, and decided to go visit his sister. But he couldn’t get in. After trying to come in through her window, he spied a copy of the Ravalli Republic in the hall outside her apartment, …
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A Little Tip For Anyone On A Mailing List
Ok, it’s time for me to go off on a rant. I’m on a big mailing list to do with blinks and gadgetry. It’s called blindtech. I think we have about 1200 people on the list from all around the world. I say that list never sleeps, because it doesn’t. There’s always someone up writing …
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That’s One Sick Puppy
This whole situation seems weird, but the weirdest part of it is Nicholas R. Hubbard. He decided to trade his computer for a puppy. What an odd trade. I guess I can sort of see it. Some puppies are worth a few hundred bucks, and instead of money, he gave her the computer. But then …
Robin Hood: Men In Jail
This guy sure isn’t the quickest identity-thieving bunny in the forest. He didn’t want to be arrested, he had warrants out for him. So he went and found another dude’s wallet, picked it up, and pretended to be him. Then, he shoplifted, and was arrested. Uh, if you don’t want to be arrested, how about …
Teaching Tool Trefecta
I saw three depressing examples of the kind of toolchests that are serving as authority figures in schools last week. I’ve noticed them ever since it took a supreme court to decide that strip searching that kid over ibuprofen was not ok. I’ve been meaning to write about them all week, but they kept getting …
Heart: The Organ Used To Pump Blood.
Welcome to the UK, where everything fun is being sucked out of kids’ childhoods in the name of safety and political correctness. This time, it’s Valentine’s Day. I shouldn’t say it’s happening all over the UK…yet, but Ashcombe Primary School in Weston-Super-Mare, Somerset, has banned Valentine’s Day Cards, and Peter Turner, the head teacher, says …
Crazy Lunch Lady Land
Wow. Both people involved in this food feud sound like prizes. Where did it take place? In a school cafeteria. In this corner, we have a 13-year-old girl who is in fifth grade. She’s 13 and she’s still in the fifth grade? I hope there’s an explanation for that. And in the other corner, we …
Sinking Like A Sunset
I’d like to start this off by saying that I do, as a human being, feel bad for this family. Sitting in a hospital watching a loved one suffer from horrible injuries and hoping that against all odds he’ll survive and have a somewhat normal life isn’t something I would wish for anybody to go …
Now He May Get A Different Kind Of Sex Education
This reason given for why the kid did what he did ranks right up there with the guy saying his poor vision caused him to touch the wrong person. Anthony Gigliotti took pictures of 139 girls without their consent. When he was busted, he said he did it because the sex ed was inadequate at …
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Something Is Issuing From An Asshole For Sure
If this question is for real, this mother and daughter pair are an interesting set. According to this question written to a Dr. Paul Donohue, a woman says her daughter told her to stop farting because her farts were contributing to global warming! So, essentially, she was calling her mother a cow! Two things: Was …
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