What kind of person would try and buy crack with a credit card? I guess the same one who would call the police and report being robbed when he tried to buy said crack with said credit card. Yes, another reason you should say no to crack.
Category Archives: that was dumb
She Wasn’t Shooting Blanks, But He Will Be…
There is some weirdness in this story that makes me wonder what really happened, but if it went down how the guy says it did, he deserved what he got. An unnamed 21-year-old man said he thought it would be funny to pretend to rob his mom when she was coming home from shopping. He …
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Commuting Is Harder Than It Ever Was, I Can’t Get Out On Holidays, Cause I Take The Bus
Here’s a puzzler for ya. Guelph is cutting back, so it is not running its buses on holidays at all. They used to run on reduced hours, but they still ran. But this new change mildly pisses me off because the city puts on events on holidays and invites everyone to come out. And how …
Nobody’s Laughing Now
Oh dear dear. The principal may be on administrative leave, but I’m sure, before he left, the teacher who made this whole situation come to light got an earful. Apparently, the principal wrote a fake letter and it was sent to all the teachers. It was a joke. A bad one, but a joke. The …
No Fair, It Can’t Duck Duck
I don’t understand the reasoning here, but that happens a lot. Drunken Utah resident George Eric Tangalos, 28, was arrested and charged with fourth-degree intentional damage to property and disorderly conduct during a visit to Rochester, Minnesota aftergetting into a fight with the 4 foot goose statue in the above picture. When asked by police …
Superouch
Somebody help me to understand what this man hoped would happen. An unnamed 62-year-old man holds a sledding party every year, and always does crazy things. This year, the crazy thing was strapping an improvised rocket to his back and then taking off with a sled. I guess he thought he would fly. Instead, he …
At The Hope Of Sounding Mean…
Rosa Franklin has good intentions, I think, but she’s been living under a rock for way too long. She has decided that the words “disadvantaged,” and “at risk” are horrible labels to put on kids, and they cause more problems just by being. So, she wants to change them, and is trying to pass a …
How Much Is Your Wife Worth?
Remember that guy who let his wife lie on the floor for ten weeks and didn’t get her any help? Well, here’s another one. In this case, JoAnn Knutson fell and lay on the floor for four days, but either she or the husband thought it was too expensive to call an ambulance. Too expensive? …
No Balls, No Fun
You’d think this was from the UK, but alass, it’s not. Playing ball banned from Ottawa schoolyard Yup, Ottawa. Some people got hurt, so the principal banned it. But apparently that ban might go away after protest. So maybe there’s still hope for us.
O No!
When I first read a summary of this story, I couldn’t stop laughing. Steve came in and asked what was making me laugh so hard, and I just kept laughing. In the end, I had to make JAWS read it to him, because I couldn’t finish even one sentence. This is what made me laugh. …