Does this annoy you as much as it annoys me? I’m a university graduate. I’m looking for a job. I get an email and it says, “Guelph career fair.” I get excited! Woo! I can go and look at things. Then I read a little further down, and the damn thing is in Waterloo! That’s …
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Wacky Days Are Here Again
Check out this year’s Wacky Warning Labels Contest winners. This year’s winner was a heat gun/paint remover which reaches temperatures of over 1000 degrees. The ever so helpful label on it cautions us ““DO NOT USE AS HAIRDRYER.” Wow, that was close. More hilarity/stupidity above.
How Did They Miss That?
Woman sent to male prison. According to police in Buenos Aires, Mrs Aguilera was checked by several policeman but none noticed she was a woman. A police spokesperson said: “She looks and acts exactly like a man, it was impossible to see that she is a woman. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the …
That’s Nuts!
Here’s a nice story about a guy who cut off his own testicles because he told his buddy that he’d do it if his favourite rugby team didn’t lose that day. Happy Monday, I have nothing more to say.
Duh I Don’t See Any Problem with This, Sparky, Do You?
I’ve had the TV on way too much, because I heard something else that made me shake my head. A commercial came on for this place called Canada Reconnect. It gives prepaid phone service to people who, for one reason or another, have had their phone disconnected. Keep in mind that most of these people …
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No Zits, or a Healthy Baby? Oo, Hard Decision.
I saw something on the news that made me flip out, what else is new? There’s a drug to stop acne, I think we’ve all heard of Accutane. It’s been known before to be related to depression and higher suicide rates. Ok, that’s freaky. But this time, people are freaking out at the company for …
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Random Thoughts
Here we go, running through my crazy mind. I’ve been thinking about a few things, but they all seem small and insignificant on their own, so I thought I’d throw them together and see what happened. So here we go. I was in a ZEHRS the other day, and in case you didn’t know, ZEHRS …
Freedom? Normality? What’s that?
I saw something on the news that scared me. Apparently, because of a few numbnutses who like to make Crystal Meth, which can be made by using ingredients in common cold remedies, they want to restrict common cold remedies. What kind of stupid solution is that? Where does it stop? Next, are we going to …
Live From Arkansas, It’s…An Idiot Going To Jail!
Attempting to rob somebody isn’t a great idea at the best of times, but when the person you’re attempting to rob happens to be a television host who is live on the air, it’s even worse. Believe it or not, that’sexactly what happenedin the town of Fort Smith, Arkansas last week. At first, Gary Spirito …
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Mr. Retarded Wizard
I’ve always been a fan of amateur science experiments, but there are times when not knowing something is just as satisfying. For instance, when the process of finding out whatever it is you’re trying to find out involves falling from the upper deck of Yankee Stadium, it’s probably a good idea to leave the hard …