If one hasn’t already been found, the city of Cranston, Rhode Island is in need of a new executive director for its Senior Enrichment Center. This is because Sue Stenhouse (A.K.A. the one they had) has turned in her resignation after it came out that she enlisted one of the center’s male bus drivers to …
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Breaking: I’m In Here
I almost feel bad for laughing at Jasper Harrison here because when it comes right down to it, he did the right thing. Sensing that the police were closing in on he and the rented storage unit that housed his marijuana grow-op, he called 911 and turned himself in. But I do wonder how he …
Remembering The Silent Night, Bloody Night Match. Yes, The One With The Barbed Wire Christmas Tree
I’ve seen some ungodly stupid things in my wrestling fan days, but there was a five year period from about the end of 2006 to late 2011 where TNA was setting new standards in that department. If they weren’t new standards, they were standards not seen since turn of the century WcW. Interestingly, as coincidence …
Woopsie Daisy! So Sorry, Miss. God, I’m Such A Butterwiener!
I…I…I…I have no words for this right here. A Saudi millionaire has been cleared of raping a teenager after claiming he might have accidentally penetrated the 18-year-old when he tripped and fell on her. Property developer Ehsan Abdulaziz, 46, was accused of forcing himself on the teenager as she slept off a night of drinking …
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Driving A Cab Can Be Such A Drag…
Hehehehehe! This video was posted to my Facebook timeline. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVBEvp9BBZE I couldn’t help but laugh. If this was making fun of last week’s out of control taxi driver protest, I love it. I love it a lot. Let’s talk about that protest for a minute because it was nuts. The cab drivers are upset that …
CSL: The Chimney-Smoked Loser!
Soundtrack time. Years ago, I wrote about a woman’s body being found in a guy’s chimney. Now, I think I’ve found a freakier one. So the story goes that the owner of this house was gone when 19-year-old Cody Caldwell thought it would be a fine home to burglarize. But he wouldn’t smash a window …
He Should Change His Name To Marvin Hole To Represent What He’s Digging And Part Of What He Sounds Like
Remember Marvin Hill, the gentleman who beat up his wife with an unwanted McChicken? I didn’t catch this at the time, but apparently he gave the media an interview after the fact. Let’s hear what he has to say. “There’s nothing about the McChicken,” Hill said, “I just…some of them have like cartilage in them …
This Is A Robbery! Put All The Money Into The Account I Hold Here!
Even though it’s pretty clear that the answer is nothing, I’d still love to know what was going through Paul Neaverson’s head as he planned his daring bank heist. Not having the money he needed to fly to the sight of a job interview, Neaverson, 61, walked himself into a NatWest bank and demanded money. …
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It’s Official. You Can Be Thrown Out Of A Kindergarten Concert For Not Being As Smart As The Kids
God, people are awful. I don’t even know what to say right now, so I’m just going to leave this video of some dope getting thrown out of a kindergarten assembly in Perry, Iowa for attempting to shout down a Spanish translator by chanting “English only! USA!” right here. A kindergarten assembly, you guys. Neither …
Dear Victim: Thank You For The Candy. Here Are My Teeth As A Token Of Appreciation. Sincerely, Thief
Some people really don’t do drunk well. It would seem that Connie Frances Perris might just be one of them. And in what may be a case of one relating to the other, she doesn’t appear to be so hot at burglary, either. After breaking into one apartment and finding it occupied, she decided to …