I haven’t seen it, but have you guys heard about the part in the new Chipmunks movie where a man named Edward Brown gets naked and then exposes himself to nearly a hundred people? Thirty minutes into a showing last Thursday of the movie “Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked,” the Chicago man allegedly stripped off …
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Here, Have A Post
This is one of those posts where I start writing without much of an idea of what I’m going to write about and see where it takes me. It’s been a busy last few days. Friday consisted of some running around, a late lunch with my brother and sister and then seeing the Arrogant Worms …
If Jaws Was A Disney Movie
A fellow by the name of Caleb Hepler noticed that all of those Free Willy giant sea creature movies are pretty much the same. Big friendly sea creature, happiness, a bad guy or two…you know the drill. So to make a statement or perhaps just because he had a few hours to kill, he thought …
Sploosh Splosh Swimmin’ In A Thought Pool
It’s random thought splatter time. Put on your rubber boots, this thought puddle’s a doozer. Like every year, I have to get my silly Christmas shopping talk in there. When December started, I was flipping out, I’d hardly bought anything, and it was…what was Steve’s word? De-fucking-cember? I can’t find it, but ya know. Anyway, …
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The O’Leary & Hedges Exchange
I don’t watch the Lang & O’Leary Exchange that much. I have, however, seen enough of Kevin O’Leary to know good and well that he’s got a tendency to be a gigantic tool. For instance… The other day, author Chris Hedges appeared on the show to talk about Occupy Wall Street. Everything was going fine …
The Next Tiny Classified Ad With His Name On It Will Be An Obituary
It’s hard to get all sappy about this one since scumbag just radiates off the guy, but the apparent suicide of Don Lapre is worth a mention as far as I’m concerned. If you’ve been reading a while or if you know me reasonably well, the fact that I tend to have trouble sleeping probably …
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This Program Is Brought To You By The CRTC Putting An End To The Advertising Insanity
I’ve said my piece on this issue before, and today I’m happy to report that the CRTC has seen fit to do something about it. the results of the review are in, and by next September, television broadcasters in Canada will have to ensure that shows and commercials are transmitted at the same volume, rather …
Run And Hide From Man Hide
I feel dirty linking this video, but some of you may have been lucky enough not to have seen it to this point and writing is all about context, so here it is. Listen, Dove. I like your soap well enough. Irish Spring is my personal favourite, but my mom’s house has been a Dove …
Retirement With A Chance Of Politics
I don’t watch the local CTV news that much anymore, but after this week, it won’t be the same when I do tune in. another member of the people you expect to be around forever group isn’t going to be around forever after all. After 42 years, Dave MacDonald is retiring. He plans on entering …
Late Breaking News. Very, Very Late
A while ago, Carin and I stopped watching our local CTV News At 6. We’ve flirted with this idea on and off over the years, but in the end our old person spirits would always win and we’d go back. The problem with the CTV news isn’t that the personalities are bad or that we …