Being Poisoned By An Idiot? There’s A Visine For That

I’ve never seen the movie Wedding Crashers, but I do remember the commercials not making it look all that funny. That may explain, at least in very small part, whythis film-inspired prankisn’t all that funny either. Luciana Reichel, 22, thought it would be just haw haw hi-larious to put Visine into her roommate’s water bottle. …

This Program Is Brought To You By People Who Aren’t Using Their Inside Voices

I said all I had to say on the topic of overly loud TV commercials whenthe United States took a step towards putting an end to them,so this post serves only to remind you of that and to answer the when is Canada going to do the same question. The answer, and thank Christ for …

Frank’s Red Hot: I Put That Shit On Everyone!

It’s pretty sad when a kid gets adopted by someone who ends up treating him like this. Jessica Beagley adopted two boys from Russia. One of them hasn’t had any issues, but this one apparently does. So, in the video, she resorted to forcing hot sauce into his mouth and then throwing him in a …

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Here’s something chuckleworthy. A bunch of people on my Twitter list were talking about finding a new tune for the alphabet. In response, one of them gave us this. It made me chuckle because in typing lessons, we would have to write the alphabet out, and I did some typing lessons on the old apple, …

We’ll Miss You…Everywhere

I just found out that Mark Dailey has died. He was only 57. He had been suffering from cancer for some time, but it was hoped that he would pull through. A lot of people may not know the name, but I’m sure they know the voice. If you’ve ever heard the phrase “This is …

>This Content Is Presented At Unacceptably High Volume For The Consuming Impaired

>Anybody with a TV has surely had this experience, probably several times a day. You’re relaxing, watching your favourite show. You’ve got the volume turned up because for some reason half the stations on the dial broadcast so low you need super hearing to be able to listen clearly. The program you’re watching takes a …

Alexander Ofner And The Throbbing Man Hammer

A group of people who went to Sea Turtle Cinemas in Bluffton, South Carolina to check out the new Harry Potter movie got to check out a bit more than they bargained for earlier this week. Alexander Ofner, 39, was arrested there a few days ago after complaints that he wasmasturbating in the back row …

Diplomatic Pots And Kettles

I wish I knew whothis guywas, because I’d love to ask him a question. Here’s what he said about the CBC in one of the gagillion documents recently released by WikiLeaks. In a document dated Jan. 1, 2008, a U.S. diplomat at the embassy in Ottawa writes to Washington that the CBC has “long gone …

The Double Double Down

Once KFC brought the Double Down to Canada, you had to know it would only be a matter of time before our domestic restaurant chains started creating their own answers to it. First out of the gate appears to be Tim Hortons, who have created what they’re calling the Double Double Down. I don’t think …