I’m Gonna Beat You Blind, Brother! Then I’m Gonna Do It To Myself!

I’m still very behind on watching wrestling. I’m not sure I’ll ever catch up, but that’s ok. Pretty much everything I watch these days is good to great, so at least I’m having fun trying. Anywho, I just got to the point in late May where Fraxiom got their new, main roster entrance music. Like …

Hello, Wrestling Commentators. I Would Like To Steal A Moment Of Your Time

You’ve been bugging me for a long time with something you all keep saying, so let’s talk about it. When someone gets rolled up and pinned, the person who pinned him did not steal the win. Stealing a win involves something like a low blow, pulling the tights, having your hands or feet on the …

Hulk Hogan Jobs To Dr. Death

I don’t spend a lot of time thinking about Hulk Hogan these days. He ended up being a Trump supporting racist who chose steroids over the vitamins he told the rest of us to take, never passed up a chance to lie about basically everything (no, Andre the Giant did not weigh 1000 pounds at …

Name That Attitude Era Tune

I thought this was going to be easier than the Ruthless Aggression edition, but I managed to do worse by one. I missed Ken Shamrock which drove me nuts because I totally knew it, Brian Pillman (I have no memory of that song whatsoever), ivory (I remember two other themes she used but not this …

1990s Eric Bischoff Wishes He Could Have Done This

Here’s a weird one. For decades, I’ve wished that we could get the USA Network in Canada so that I could see all of the WWE shows without all the preemptions and wonky scheduling that we get up here. That crap was a lot worse back in the TSN and syndication days to be fair, …

So Long To The WWE Network As A TV Channel, And To WWE On Canadian TV

TV Channel Update: WWE Network We want to let you know that effective December 31, 2024, the broadcaster of WWE Network will be moving this content to Netflix, and it will no longer be available as an add-on with your TV package. Since you subscribe to WWE Network as a separate monthly service, it will …

Disco Gunther, Reggae Cena And Other AI Wrestling Tunes

Like I said to Barb when she sent this, if this tech had been around back in the days when most of my friends liked wrestling we would have wasted so many hours doing this it’s not even funny. The title is a bit misleading, though. They’re not improving wrestling theme songs as much as …

Goldust Tells The Story Of Getting Tourette’s

Hey there, wrestling fans. Remember that time when Goldust got electrocuted and wound up having Tourette’s for a while? No? Good for you. This was back in 2003, a couple years into the period where it had become abundantly clear that WWE had no competition left but desperately needed some. If you’ve never seen one …