I thought I’d try and explain something that I’m sure looks weird if you saw it and didn’t know what the hell was going on. Have you ever seen a guide dog team cross the same street a few times? Have you wondered why in hell they just keep going back and forth over the …
Monthly Archives: April 2008
Yup, I guess I’m A Horrible Blind Person
A couple of stories I heard recently made me so thankful that I live in the generation I do, even though I complain about the stupidness and all that. If I was older, oh my. I don’t think I would have survived as a blind person. If I did, I would have been miserable. The …
Dream Whip
I had two really weird dreams last night. They’re not disturbing, they’re just…weird and I thought somebody would get a chuckle out of them. My first one was just too bizarre. It was like I was living in an evil parallel universe. I was talking to Steve in my dream about everyday things. I was …
I Smell Paranoia
Wow, we’re really getting paranoid. Because a kid drew on his shirt and then sniffed where he’d just drawn, the school principal assumed he was huffing marker fumes and suspended him. He didn’t even explain to the kid why he was worried, and the kid was left quite confused. That principal must have come from …
I Wonder If The Resulting Yelling Will Last For A Few Episodes Of Sesame Street
Nothing really amusing or horribly weird about this story, guy leaves kids in car while going into Wal-Mart. But what I do find really cute was the kids’ attempt to tell time. They were left in the car for the length of a Barney and Friends episode, but not as long as an episode of …
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Oh My, We’re Doomed!
Yikes! Our world is going to hell when 9 third-graders plot to kill a teacher and mean business! The teacher told one of them not to stand on a chair, so she and some others started bringing a broken steak knife, handcuffs, duct tape, electrical and transparent tape, ribbons and a crystal paperweight to school …
Just A Thought
Hmmm. If you’re willing to hurl glass objects at each other over who ate the last english muffin, ending in head wounds, maybe you shouldn’t be room-mates. Or maybe you should cut back on the booze.
Got Your Nose
Ug. I can’t imagine biting a pit bull on the nose to stop it from attacking your dog. Now the chick may have to get rabies treatments.
She’s Lucky He Got Home!
I agree that we shouldn’t be overprotective of children, but this is going too far the other way.
>We Are Gathered Here today To…Get This Creep Out Of Our Midst!
>Here’s a memorial service you’ll never forget. What the hell was up with this guy walking into an apartment where the mother of the deceased was holding a gathering to celebrate her daughter’s life, grabbing the deceased’s sister’s breast and then showing the mom nasty porn? There’s 0 explanation for why he would do that. …
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