Wow. I have to hope that this was Christopher Kron’s first burglary. That has to be the reason he would
- ignore a really loud burglar alarm,
- walk towards the cameras while stealing only a bottle of booze,
- answer the phone,
- and when it was the security company, give his real name,
- and when he managed to get away before the police arrived, come back the next day!
Happy birthday Christopher. I hope you enjoy it in jail.