Yikes. don’t play with M-80’s. And if you’re stupid enough to do that, don’t put one between your legs and cover it with your hand to muffle the explosion.Just ask this guy.
Monthly Archives: January 2009
>Sacrificial Lam
>Good god. This is one of the most frightening things I’ve read in a while. I actually kinda shrieked when I saw this. Oumar Lam’s girlfriend came home to find him lying naked on a couch near a candle-lit altar. He attacked her on the bed and tried to suffocate her and drag her towards …
Wesley Willis Meets Songsmith?
The comment Thread under the White Wedding Songsmith post is a great place full of other nice Songsmith butcherings. it also got me thinking about something. What would it sound like if somebody took the vocal tracks from Wesley Willis songs and pumped them through Songsmith? Ooo. That would be a whole new kind of …
The Attendees are Deaf and Blind, The presenters Are Dumb
This sounds like a great product, but does anyone see a flaw in its promotion? Greg Stillson Highlights HumanWare’s DeafBlind Communicator That Opens Communication Lines for Deaf-Blind on Tek Talk Monday, February 2, 2009 Most agree that every person should have the opportunity to fully access the world around them and have the freedom to …
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I know He Might Think the Lawyer And The Jury Were Shitheads, But…
Yuck! A long time ago, I read about a dude showing up for court in a suit, tie, and a covering of feces. Now, another dude has slathered his lawyer with his feces and heaved the rest at a juror. Because of that, there’s been a mistrial. I wonder how many of those stunts he’ll …
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He thought He’d Drop In For Lunch
Hmmm. Does this belong in the food-related crimes files? Well I guess it does, but it belongs in a few categories. Alex Cupczinski had a good thing goin’ on. He would break into people’s vacation homes, eat and drink from their fridges and cupboards, take some electronics, and even wear their clothes. Then, he screwed …
And Poof! He Looks Even Worse
Here comes Jim Piculas again. Remember him? Now he’s suing school officials for defaming his good name. I think this lawsuit should be tossed out for the same reason that shallow-water-diving dimwait’s lawsuit should have been heaved. It’s his own damn fault that his name was dragged through the mud! Ok, there was the first …
What A Way To Make Mom And Dad Shake Their Heads
This guy must be really really slow. He broke into a gas station and wanted to be arrested…so he could spend time with his brother who was already locked up. Uh, um, doesn’t the jail have visiting hours?
Goonba’s Pizzeria
Um, eek. Just don’t go to Goomba’s Pizzeria in Daytona Beach. If you do, don’t say that they got your order wrong because the pizzeria’s owner might pistol-whip you over it. the owner looks like quite the idiot, first saying that the surveillance was off and the customer assaulted him, then when the police found …
What A Thought
I know India has its troubles, horrible ones, but…this is just unspeakably depressing. Kids are being snatched away and horribly mutilated so they make more mony as beggars, and then the gang leaders take their money. It’s even worse than the sewage workers I wrote about before. I have no words, none.
