Yes. Electrical Work. I’ve Turned Me On, You See

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That’s Not Why They Call It A Flyover

Puslinch man accused of bribing officer after suspected impaired driving I don’t know how much he offered them, but perhaps they should have taken it. The OPP will need all the cash it can get when it inevitably gets sued by everyone impacted by the accidents at the flyover. The flyover on Highway 7/8 was …

This Program Is Brought To You By This And This And This And This And This And This And This And Don’t Even Think About Looking Away

We’ll give you a 55 inch smart TV for free sounds like an offer that no one in his right mind would refuse. But this one? Hard pass from this guy. This is the future of TV, according to Telly, a company that offers a free TV in exchange for the privilege of constantly blaring …

He Doesn’t Sound Much Smarter This Way, Either

This would be so much funnier if the moron wasn’t currently in the midst of egging on world war 3, but listening to Hank Azaria read Donald Trump quotes in the voices of his various Simpsons characters is still awfully, awfully great. Moe, Chief Wiggum, Professor Frink, Superintendent Chalmers, Cletus, Dr. Nick, Disco Stu, Snake, …

He Deserves The Piece Prize, Not The Peace Prize

I feel indescribably horrible for this woman. Handing over one of the highest honours a person can achieve in a lifetime to a self-obsessed, miserable manbaby who by no objective, reality-based measure deserves to be within 10000 miles of it in the hopes that it will appease him sufficiently that he will allow you even …