First is this song. It’s fun having something in your head that you can’t sing out loud because you’re spending the weekend with small children and old people. Happy Thanksgiving, by the way. I like the idea of writing about how much your own band sucks to save everybody else the trouble. I’ve been told …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Municipal Election Vote Compass
If you’re living somewhere that has one, I hope that you’re planning to vote in your upcoming municipal elections. Here in Ontario, they’re on October 26th. If you want to vote but aren’t sure who to vote for, I don’t blame you. Municipal politics is hard. Provincially and federally it’s generally pretty clear what the …
American Dictator
This sounds like all kinds of fun and I want to play it. The London, Ont., teenagers behind “American Dictator,” a board game inspired by Donald Trump’s second term as U.S. president, are celebrating a major milestone. The team of 19 neighbourhood kids has sold more than 20,000 copies of their game to buyers in …
I’m On Bees
For all I know, bee bed therapy could be the greatest thing ever. Maybe it really does do wonders for the body and mind. But personally, I’m skeptical. I can’t recall a single time when the sound of a swarm of insects has calmed me down and bees generally scare the crap out of me …
Putting Some Local Back Into The Local Mall
Clearly I need to spend more time over at the mall. A new, rather fun sounding store opened there over the summer and this is the first I’m hearing of it. The Local opened on Saturday in Fairview Park Mall, bringing together about 80 Canadian vendors in one space. Co-owners Lorenz and Rizzy Manaig started …
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Seems Like A Worthy Cause
My sleep is kinda jacked up thanks to Carin’s travel schedule, so I’m pretty sure that’s why this is as funny as it is. Habitat For Insanity Invests 35 Million Seashells Into Building Affordable Teeth LOONSVILLE, MI—Calling the initiative an urgently needed infusion of resources into the organization’s core mission, the nonprofit Habitat for Insanity …
Happy Birthday To Me. Yup, That’s Definitely Me
The thing I’m most curious about here probably isn’t what most of you would consider the obvious one. We’ll get to that. But what I really want to know is why buddy here needed three birthday cakes. Were they all for him? How big was that party? Or does he just happen to have a …
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It Was Perhaps My Destiny To Be In Bees
This poor woman didn’t wind up getting stung nearly as many times as most of the folks who find themselves in this section, but when you get stung by a bunch of bees and your name is Honeycombe, things like quantity and severity matter a lot less than they normally would. Caroline Honeycombe, her sister …
Ended By The Brute Of Another
When the time comes for me to leave this world, I would like for my exit to be a largely painless, peaceful affair. I have no interest in a demise such as being crushed beneath a tour bus, for instance. But if by some cruel twist of fate I should one day come to find …
The Dumbest Answer Is Often The Right One, The Hot Dog Edition
All of us, at least once in our lives, has asked ourselves one question. Why in the name of god do hot dogs come in packs of 10 but the damn buns come in packs of eight? Turns out that the answer is as predictably annoying and stupid as you thought it was. The two …
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