I’m not sure what “fractured pidgin language” this is written in, but I think I might know where they learned it. From: akstctheworkwearstoremnsdgs@theworkwearstore.com Subject: Search of competitors Date: March 12, 2008 4:13:40 PM GMT+01:00 Good time of day. You are disturbed by the charitable company Redd Cross of Slovenia. We have the business offer for …
Author Archives: Steve Wettlaufer
Stop The Bus
I really need to stop being surprised every time the people entrusted with the job of running the world manage tobungle the simplest of tasks. The Municipal Railway will not use buses from its new hybrid fleet on one line that runs through the public housing projects in San Francisco’s Hunters Point neighborhood until officials …
At Least It Wasn’t A Full Blown Hullabaloo
87 Killed In Violent Kerfuffle
The Front Fell Off
This is hilarious, not to mention frighteningly close to what it sounds like when real politicians decide to reassure the public.
If This Ain’t The Deal Of The Century, I’ve Officially Lost Touch
Right now on eBay, somebody is selling a Tim Hortons Roll Up The Rim cup that hasn’t yet been rolled. What’s that? Yes, of course I’mserious.I’d never lie to you, you know that. High bid at this moment is 99 cents. Yes, somebody actually bid on the thing. People never cease to amaze me, they …
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Let Me Tell Ya ‘Bout The Birds And The Bees…Cuz It’s My Job Now
Quebec education reforms cutting back sex ed Sweeping Quebec education reform is eliminating class time for sex ed and asking teachers to talk about the birds and bees in all classes, from math to gym. Math to gym? Well ok, Gym I can kind of understand because hey, sex is exercise, but math? What’s that …
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I Wonder What Kind Of Knife He Used
File this one under close enough. Charged with attempted murder among other things for stabbing his roommate during an argument isTimothy Stilletto.
What A Load Of…What’s The Word I’m Looking For?
If I were to do a bunch of research, then decide to publish that research and hope for it to be taken seriously, I would strongly consider not putting my own name on it. At least that would be the plan if my name happened to beDr. William Malarkey.
Sometimes The Lawyer Jokes Write Themselves
This story rules for 2 reasons. 1.The Manitoba Bar Association says that it can’t afford to hire a lawyer,which is high comedy.2. The president of the Manitoba Bar Association is named Mike Law, which is also pretty great.
And Not A Moment Too Soon
Poverty-Stricken Africans Receive Desperately Needed Bibles An exuberant Clarkson said the Bible drop was the culmination of one of the largest and most aggressive grassroots fundraising drives ever undertaken by the organization, which was able to fund the mission largely through local charitable events, such as bake-offs, barbecues, and pie-eating contests. “We absolutely would not …