I was all set to write one of those song reviews that people tell me they really like all about the pure sucktitude of Justin Moore’s Back That Thing Up, but when I listened to it again, something dawned on me. This song is actually so stupid that no matter what I say, nothing could …
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Now That It’s December, How About A Little Christmas Music
This, without question, is the best Christmas song I’ve heard in many, many years. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU8IQqcq270
More Proof That Our Maker Hates Us
Paris Hilton has finished work on her second album. “I wrote all the songs myself,” Hilton said of the album, which is still in need of a label. As long as it has askull and crossboneson it, she can label it however she wants. Hereis some evidence to show that I’m not just being a …
These Dreams Can go Get Lost In space
Ok, Mr. Sandman can stop bringing me bad dreams. He can stop right now. I had another one about Trixie. Come on! Why is my mind tormenting me? I dreamed that for some unknown reason, I was selected to go to space as some kind of experiment. I didn’t really understand why I’d been selected. …
I Wish I Was Third Ear Deaf
A hearty congratulations goes out to the grade 7 kid with ADD who wrotethis songand sold it to Third Eye Blind. Please, somebody, explain to me what the hell is going on lyrically here. We’re going from KFC to breakfast to Iraq to punk bands to implants and terror alerts to…I’m not even sure anymore. …
I’ve Heard Of Musical Fruits, But…Musical Vegetables?
Um, um, uh, I thought I was inventive. I’ve been thoroughly schooled. So…he made a clarinet out of a carrot? For real? what I can’t figure out is the music is produced by multiple clarinets. Are they all carrots? How in the hell would you even figure that out? Am I missing something? I likely …
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>That’s More Like It
>I’m sure any of you who have seen it are needing something to cleanse yourselves of theunbridled awfulnessto which you were subjected a few minutes ago. And if you’re still working your way down to that post, trust me, you’re gonna in a minute. In fact, click the link above and then finish reading this. …
That Was Dumb!
Blame this one on Holly Alonzo, producer of that pile of cow pucky as Ann so aptly called it. Apparently, she found a horrible song, a song that makes me sad that Hank Williams Junior produced it. It appears that he did, which sucks, since I just watched a biography of him and he seemed …
Your Song Review Of The Day. No, Make That Song Review Of The Gay
Good news Matt, you’re notnearly as much of a homoas I said you were yesterday. At least that Pink song,while still god fucking awful, has it’s catchy side. I want you all, if you can stomach it, to take a listen toGotta Be Somebody.It’s the new Nickelback song. It also sucks a gargantuan, throbbing, veiny …
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If He Should Ever Leave You, Thank Your Lucky Stars Immediately
You know, thatnew Waking Eyes song I don’t really like,it isn’t so bad. And as much as it pains me to say this, neither isAll Summer Longnow that I think about it. Why the sudden change of heart? Well, it’s quite simple really. You see, last nightthisentered my life, setting new standards for awful in …
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