Here’s a dumb invention for you. a transparent toaster. Yup. Now, instead of setting your toaster and doing other things until it pops, you have to stand there and watch your toast for it to reach its desired brownness, and then pop it. And here’s the kicker. You can only do one slice at a …
Monthly Archives: January 2008
Is It Just Me…
Or is it kind of funny that the Deseret Morning News sent a guy named Jacob Hancock to report on a group of anti-porn activists that’s trying to get a Gold’s Gym to stop using what they consider to be sexually explicit videos?
What a Boob! And I’m Not Talking About The Mannequin
Ok, I love this story, both because it involves a guy getting his weener stuck in a mannequin’s boobs, and because British writing is some beautiful stuff. How often do you see the word “whinging” in a news article? Yup, this guy bought a plastic model of a female bust, sold by a company who …
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From Head to Toe
Ok, first we had doctors giving rectal exams to patients needing stitches in their heads, now we have doctor’s assistants licking patients’ toes during eye exams, supposedly to test blood sugar. Riiight! There are some weird folks out there.
If The Name Fits…
We’re just full of good names today. In a story about a guy who was acquitted of a murder because some evidence wasn’t revealed at the time, the prosecutor’s name was Rob Junk. Well, I guess that’s what his case is now. Moving right along, in a case where a guy tracked down a man …
The Guide Dog Podcast
This is the coolest thing. Guide Dogs for the Blind, where I got my Trixie-pup, has started making a guidedog podcast! I think it will teach a lot of folks all the things I always get asked, like how long training goes, what all the steps are, etc. Not that I mind answering, but it’s …
Stars Are Blind
this is right up there with the fire that stopped production of fireproof products a couple years back. We regret to announce that due to unforeseen circumstances beyond our control, the publication of The Astrological Magazine will cease with the December 2007 issue. All unexpired subsription amounts will be refunded shortly. We thank all our …
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World’s Oldest Neurosurgeon Turns 100
If You Happen To Know The Answer, You Don’t Have To Explain How
If you go to the hospital for a few stitches because you took a wack on the head, what legitimate medical reason is there for the doctors togive you a rectal exam, especially when you’re completely alert and otherwise ok? If you know the answer to this question, something tells me that Brian Persaud of …
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This Is So Stupid I Don’t Have A Title For It
An unidentified 22-year-old Town of Waukesha man could soon be facing various weapons charges after committingone of the stupidest crimes in recent memory. The trouble started on New Year’s day when a car carrying the man and 2 passengers went into a ditch. A passing police officer offered assistance and allowed the man to sit …
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