Last Updated on: 25th April 2012, 02:17 pm
>You know, when you decide to rob a mobile home, bringing a six-foot alligator along for the ride probably isn’t a good idea. What did he think. Did he think the alligator would defend him? Did he think the police would just let him go by because he had an alligator in the back seat? Or did he think at all? He’s lucky he didn’t become alligator bait.
In related stupidity, why would five 18 and 19-year-olds try to steal a little alligator? Let me rephrase that. Why would 3 of them jump in a pond full of little alligators and try to pull one out, without a clue as to what they would do with it? They’re lucky nobody got hurt.
Oh yes, and there’s always the old story of the guy who jumped in the same alligator pond, naked, as he had fifteen months before when he got heavily chomped upon.
And who could forget Poncho the gator and his meal?
What’s with all the alligator-wrestling lately?