Since I spent my Canada Day outside drinking beer like any self-respecting resident of this country should have been I’m a day late on this one, but what the hell. It’s not like punctuality has ever meant much to us. This is the Maclean’s Canada Day Quiz,a test on which I scored 50%. Yes, I …
Monthly Archives: July 2008
He’s Gonna Be Someone’s Prison Table
Arthur Price Jr., the picnic table molesting Ohio man wereported on back in Marchhas beensentencedto 6 months of…well…hard time. He pleaded no contest to charges of “disseminating harmful material to juveniles and public indecency” and is now a felon. I wish I had a snappy way to end this, but I’m coming up enpty. Feel …
The Samoan English Major?
I read a report the other day that WWE has plans to reveal that Umaga can speak English so that they can have him start cutting promos. My reaction to this news then is exactly the same as it is now. Why! The! Fuck! Would! You! Do! Something! So! Goddamn! Stupid!? Seriously, Umaga is one …
Water On The Brain
I wasn’t going to post about this, since I already think that paying for bottled water and describing it like wine is absolutely bone stupid. but there is one thing that won’t leave me alone about this story. It is this part, right here. Desalinated seawater from Hawaii, meanwhile, is being sold as “concentrated water” …
Out Of It
After a 5 year wait, Brad Sucks is finally ready to release his new album, Out of It. This news makes me very happy. In fact it makes me so happy that I’ve already pre-ordered myself a copy. If you’d like to do the same or even just get more info and hear a preview …
Happy Birthday To You, Your School Is A Zoo, You Don’t Like Two Classmates, So No Party For You
This is ridiculous. Who would have thought a parliamentary ombudsman would be required to settle something to do with a kid’s birthday party? But after reading this bullshit, the ombudsman should be involved. A kid in Sweden wrote out invitations to invite who he wanted to *his* birthday party. Because he didn’t invite two kids …