>Hopefully someone can help me out. A while back, we mentioned our friend J. Well, now he’s in Beijing, and he ran last night…er… I think that’s when he ran. He gave us this site to go watch him. The site works great if you want to watch the current event, but I can’t seem …
Monthly Archives: September 2008
Sausage And Spice And All That’s Not Nice
Imagine you’re sleeping. Suddenly you wake up and someone is rubbing spices on you and hitting your buddy with a sausage. Both the spices and the sausage came from your own kitchen. What the fuck. Then the guy runs out in only a shirt, boxer shorts and socks. You discover some money is mmissing, but …
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>And Boom Goes The Gas-Filled Vacuum
>I have only one question. Why? What a pair of idiots. Next time, use a Swiffer Wet Jet or something.
Hi Ho, Hi Ho, It’s Off To The Polls We Go
Well, it looks like we’re off to the polls on October 14. Just dandy. When the choices aren’t super great, it kinda sucks to be back at the polls. Out of this whole article, there is one sentence that just keeps rattling and knocking around in my head. When asked about what the outcome might …
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The Power Of The Internet: A Blessing And A Curse
Here’s another one for the be careful what you email, you just might get your ass bitten files. This one’s weird, because it actually did pay off for him, sort of, but it had its share of disadvantages. I guess there was an accountant by the name of Bruce D. Riddle who did a bunch …
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>What A Creep!
>I don’t know why this story screams that it needs to be posted, but it does. Maybe it’s because it gives me the shivers. This woman needs to start acknowledging her gut feelings. I’m sure they were going off even before she got inside the garage. I know if I were getting a divorce from …
Now God, Pay No Attention To The Light Behind The Curtain
If you can readthis entire article about gadgets designed to comply with the Jewish Sabbathand come to a conclusion different than religion is a pointless waste of time, I’d appreciate it if you’d leave your brain to science when you go because clearly you’re not wired properly and I’d like to see some tests done. …
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The Bird Who Cried Wolf
Luna is a lucky bird. She has summoned police several times to her owners’ house with things she has learned to say, yet she is still loved. Years ago, she cried like a baby, police thought a baby had been left unattended, so they came a knockin’ with children’s Aid folks in tow. Just a …
The Klueless Klan
This woman must be stupid. she must be. Either that or she knows more than she claims to, and is playing stupid because she thinks it’ll work. Oh crap that would still make her stupid. How else do you explain that she thought a black doll strapped to a cross would be a fine decoration, …
Searching For Answers
I was just looking at our search thingamabob, and holy crap, it is overwhelmed by folks looking for “Sarah Palinte”. This makes me wonder what the root is for all the searches. I hope it is people trying to find the place where the “239-year-old hag” called Sarah Palin that name. If I knew said …