Urethra! We’ve Found It!

This one definitely belongs in the fuck fuckity fuck fuck ouch files,but what’s even more attention grabbing than a kid getting a fish stuck in his bladder is the bullshit story of how it got there. Seriously, this excuse right here is on a whole different level than anything you’ve ever heard. While he was …

The Guide Dogs Hurka Gurka Clock

This just came into my inbox, and I laughed, laughed, and laughed some more. Maybe the sane among us would only snore at this, but I thought dog-owners would laugh along with me. I didn’t write this. It was written by a guy named Tom K. GuideDog Owners! Have you ever had to make excuses …

How About Doing Some Actual Research?

Wow. Here’s further evidence that important folks in the U.S. legal system don’t understand the series of tubes that is the internet. The department of Homeland Security and the Board of Immigration Appeals used Wikipedia, a site edited by anyone with a computer, to decide that someone’s request for asylum should be denied. Finally, thank …

More People Than Tim McLean Have Lost Their Heads

The other day, I was talking about how lawyers are scum. Here’s another example of their scumminess. Now, the family of Tim McLean is suing Vince Weiguang Li, Greyhound, the government and the RCMP for what happened on that bus back in July. They feel that there should have been more security measures in place …

>Updates About Stuff And Stuff

>Well, it’s time for a post full of ramblings about the mundane details of my life. Anyone who wants a nap could probably get one now. Grandma’s service last weekend was really amazing. The service itself was pretty ordinary, but it was all the feeling around it that made it so incredible. We showed up …

Anybody Know Anything About Sebaceous Cysts?

I went to the vet today to get Trixie’s health certificate so we could fly and not be harassed too much by customs when we go to the reunion, and while I was there, I decided to have the vet look at a bump that I saw on Trixie. I first saw it after we …