I read this story and had to chuckle. It made me think of this restaurant we used to go to years ago. After you’d eaten and they’d given you your bill, they would set a bowl of these little chewy candy frogs on the table…mmm…chewy frogs. And we’d eat them. And we’d eat them. We’d …
Monthly Archives: April 2009
Radio Shack: You’ve got Items To Return? We’ve Got Angry Employees!
Wow. I’m sure many of us have thought about punching a radio Shack employee, especially after they ask you every question under the sun in response to you buying some batteries, but I would have never expected a Radio Shack employee to punch a customer. Maybe he just snapped because he’s 52 years old and …
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Come On, Feel The Noise, And Run In The Other Direction
In case you ever find yourself amid a cricket infestation, the good folks of Tuscarora, Nevada say they don’t like that old time rock and roll. Seriously. They set out stereos that form a perimeter and blast classic rock music at them. That’s the only weapon they find turns them away. Wow. I wonder if …
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>That’s My Story And I’m Stickin’ To It…Because…I’m Stuck
>I’ve heard of all kinds of weapons, but never have I heard of hair glue. What the hell is hair glue anyway? Weird, weird folks. and they’re parents of a poor, unfortunate three-month-old child.
Finally, some Punishment for Filing A Frivolous Lawsuit!
We need more judges like this one. Inez M. Starks sued the city of Warren, several police officers…and…a police dog…because the dog bit her on her buttock and she says it damaged a nerve preventing her from walking without pain. Because she sued the dog, the judge fined her for frivolously suing the animal. Where …
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Give A Man A fish, And You Feed Him For A Day, teach Him How To Fish, And He’s Probably A UK Criminal
Ridiculing the UK really is like shooting fish in a barrel. Now they have another method of getting tough on crime. They’re taking criminals on fishing trips. Uh-huh. They’re also teaching them how to plant plants, get the maximum government benefits, make and remember to attend doctor’s appointments, and tell time. So if they don’t …
I wonder If The Head Of the Invisible government Talks To Him Too
Every time I try and write about this, my brain shuts down. It just can’t handle this level of insanity and I think it’s trying to protect itself from harm. Certain things I come across have that power, and this is one of them. Ok brain, you have to get through this. It’s for the …
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Fund-Raising Fail
Jason Leigh Markham, you must have been on some of the drugs related to those other charges to think that stealing shit from cars was a good way to get money for your legal fees. Now your legal fees just went up. How are you going to get the money to pay these ones? Don’t …
Be Quick In the Shower…Or Else
And Steve thought his shower had it in for him. Imagine if it had been outfitted with this creepy shower curtin. It’s a water-saving shower curtain. How does it do that? Well, ya see, it inflates around you as you shower. You only have so long to shower before you’re trapped in there. Yikes! And …
One Spazz Creates Two Spazzes
Yesterday did not start off well. In fact, it scared the everloving hell out of me. Trix and I got up like normal. Everything was ticking along. After I groomed her, I was sitting here in the bedroom and she was sitting beside me. I was giving her some pets. Once, I stopped and I …