>Nooo! You’ll Get The Chip!

>Two thoughts about this guy’s creepy idea, actually I should make it 3. 1. Eeeek! Seriously! How about no? 2. If it should be implanted in fugitives, how are ya gonna get it in there? If they’re running from justice, they’re not very well gonna stop and let ya shoot them with a microchip like …

>Here Comes the bride, all Dressed In white, There goes The Groom In Handcuffs!

>I’m glad this didn’t happen at the wedding we were at last weekend. Seriously guys, do you think it’s a good idea to try and prevent the officer from going into his trunk to get handcuffs? Do you really think it’s a swell plan to put yourself between officer and other dude getting arrested? Do …

Oh I wish I Had A River, I Could Dog-Paddle Away In

You know a story’s going to be good when it has the headline of Des Moines Man Jumps Into River Again. Again? Yes, James Randolph apparently likes to jump into the river to get attention, so much so that nobody’s phased by it anymore, not even him. I guess randolph went to the police station …

People Are Strange, When You’re A Guide Dog Handler

Here’s a new one in the list of bizarro guide dog-related happenings I’ve had. I was standing at a busy corner. since I can’t see the light, I like to start my crossing at the beginning of the light cycle. So I like to hear the cars go on the street in front of me …