The Horror! He’s Looking Up Laws At A Library!

Since when was looking up laws on any subject at a library something that warranted calling the police? At Pelham Manor, it’s since now. an eleventh-grade student was looking up laws on gun-concealment. A librarian got all scared and informed police, saying he was trying to figure out how to conceal a gun. After being …

The Most Politically Incorrect Attempt At Political Correctness

Here’s a diversity brochure that was a definite fail. anyone who would have said any of those things isn’t just running around blissfully unaware that they’re offensive. they know they’re offensive, and they’re trying to offend. they really went the extra mile to find the worst possible things people could say. Now, the agency that …

They’re Not Wearing Big Boots, But They Still Look Like Clowns

This is getting boring and predictable, but oh well. here’s another story about UK stupidity. This time, a garbage can had tipped into a four-inch stream, and council officials refused to remove it because nobody was trained to wear Wellington boots and a safety harness. It’s a 4-inch stream, and they’re boots! Gees! Luckily, some …

Another Edition Of The Not so Funny Pranks Files

Hey dude, let’s burn some popcorn in the dorm’s kitchen to set off the fire alarm. that’ll be funny. Haw haw haw. No no, to make it even funnier, let’s tie some dorm rooms shut! yeah! Haw haw hhaw, that’ll be a funny, funny joke! How about no. Next time, let’s tie your dorm room …

Unhappy Mother’s Day

That wasn’t such a good Mother’s Day present. A mom in Australia was lying upstairs in her bed waiting for some breakfast in bed that her kids said they’d make her. She heard yelling downstairs but thought it was just them arguing. Nope, her little kidlets had set the kitchen on fire, and daddy dearest …

Ready Or Not, Here’s My Bum!

Here’s an odd game I don’t think I’d ever want to play. Maybe I should say I wouldn’t want to be in the same area as someone who’s playing it. It’s calledHide and Go Poop, or poop and go seek, whatever floats your boat. Apparently, you text your fellow hide and go poopers when you’re, …

We Shouldn’t Worry About Swine Flu, We ShouldWorry About Brain Rot

We really love to grasp at straws lately, don’t we? Here’s the latest straw. “We’ll get a black president when pigs fly” has become “when we get a black president, we’ll get the swine flu.” Can we get any more ridiculous? Oh no, I shouldn’t ask the question. Oh, and here’s a funny aside for …