>The Can Is Exactly Where This Belongs

>I wasn’t sure that thecheeseburger in a cancould ever be topped, but I think it may have just been done. Beholdthe whole chicken in a can.Yes, bones and all. Grab yourself a bucket and click the link for lots of pictures and some pretty funny step by step narration. I’m glad I’ve already eaten lunch …

How Do You Dress Up Like Stupidity

Somebody from Ramco Primary School in South Australia: Hey, I’ve got a great idea! We should hold a fundraiser for people with disabilities, and to make the experience fun for the kids, we canhave them dress up like people with different disabilities and give out prizes for best costume. Somebody else from the same school: …

I Made A Shitty Song Down In Africa

You know what I hate? Ok, who said just about everything? You’re right, but still, shut your trap. Today’s heaping helping of go die in a fire is directed at what results when so-called musicians take perfectly acceptable songs and do horrible, unspeakable things to them. For example, have a listen to what some no-talent …

How To Kill A Character In One Easy Step And Other Wrestling Stuff

It seems like whenever I decide to write about wrestling anymore, it’s usually to complain. Today will be no different, but I’m going to start off with a few good things that I’ve been meaning to mention for a while just to kind of balance things out. Ring of Honor on HDNet. If you haven’t …

Tall Trees Hangin’ Over The Resort, Feels Like they’re Tearin’ Us Down

A resort is famous for the palm trees that grow there. People come from miles around to admire them. All is well. Town officials conduct an inspection and determine that having all these trees everywhere is unsafe because children liked to hang around near them at night and even worse, muggers could use them to …

Another Installment Of The Adventures Of trixie And I

I think Trixie has earned herself another dog post. Last weekend, we went to a friend’s wedding, and Steve was in the wedding party. Hopefully we’ll get some good pictures back, and you’ll actually get to see what Steve looks like. It’ll look a hell of a lot better than my failed attempt at photography. …

You Can Scream…But Noone Will Hear You!

I know this scream muffler was intended for a person to put over one’s own mouth to muffle their own screams, I guess if they were stressed out or something, but I could see it going horribly, horribly wrong real fast. I mean, I can’t see why another person couldn’t put it over someone else’s …