>Watchingthis old cartoon,I couldn’t help but think about how far not only America, but also the rest of the world, hasn’t come in the 61 years since it was made. A lot of us seem pretty content to continually sign all of our rights and freedoms over to the evil this will cure what ails …
Monthly Archives: May 2009
>Transcendent Man?
>Is this movie about the same Ray Kurzweil that invented all the Kurzweil reading products? Oh yes, yes it is. Has he always been this looped? It appears so. this frightens me. At my computer, I have software designed by a man who thinks that our minds should be combined with technology in order to …
Offensive Driving
What kind of a dork uses an airport runway for driving lessons? This dork does. My biggest question is how come the guy’s dad got fired? It was just this guy giving his girlfriend a driving lesson using the runway. Dear old dad had nothing to do with it, unless he somehow granted access to …
>Cheesed Off
>Woe there Michael Jay Richardson. Easy there big fella. Just because your girlfriend forgot cheddar cheese when she went for groceries doesn’t mean you can kick in the bathroom door, smash her car windows and break off two of the car’s door handles. How about going to get the cheese, or waiting until morning? I’ve …
Can I Get An Amen!?
Panicked, Sweat-Covered Pope Reverses Longstanding Ban On Abortion
A Shocking Lack Of Respect for Electricity
What’s with people wanting to zap kids lately? First I saw the story of Todd Marcum, who put electric dog collars on his kids and shocked them because he thought it was funny. Real funny. Ha ha ha ha ha. I don’t even like the thought of them for dogs! Next I saw the story …
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All Shall Bow To The Power Of The Mighty Nutsack
Thestory of Jonathan Edward Nicholsonreminds me of our palDaniel T. Dosterfor some reason. As you may recall, Doster is the guy who had a thing for beating off out by the mailbox because somehow it showed his neighbours who was boss. In the here and now, Nicholson is the guy who got so upset about …
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>You Might Remember Me From Such Arson Videos As…
>It’s generally considered good form not to record yourselves committing a crime and posting the results on YouTube, but if for whatever reason you absolutely must do such a thing, keep in mind that it is also considered good form not to repeatedly show your faces to the camera and then add credits complete with …
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A Bunch Of Stuff From My Head
I’ve been thinking about afew things. Here they are in no particular order. My Trixie dreams have taken a new twist. They’re of two types: One has me going back to training, and some of my classmates are there, only this time, Trixie is with me. We just end up having a refresher, and I …
The Doggy Eye Test Went Well!
A while ago, I talked about the week of eye exams for service dogs. Well, Trix got her eyes tested on Monday, and all’s good. I expected that it would be, but I thought it would be good to have a recent eye report on file. The night before, I was all nervous. Trixie can …
